Tuesday, July 9, 2013

WHO IS THE VENERABLE MAMA DOLPHIN




The venerable Mama Dolphin is so called because her office or her house or is it her prayer headquarters is said to be in Dolphin Estate on the Island is said to be the in thing right now.

According to the gist flying around, we hear she's probably the saviour of the singles and the married women alike right now. What does she do, you all might want to know? Her's is love enchantment of the maddest kind, the queue we hear at her abode in Dolphin Estate is unbelievable, once you see mama then all is well with you and your dilemma or case. How does she go about it? 

We hear she would prepare you a whole cockerel or Chicken well done to be eaten. But eating it comes with a proviso: It must  be eaten by you alone whole not to be shared at all and then also you must make sure that the bones are all intact, it must not be cracked at all. After this is done whatsoever the lady does, the husband would not raise an eyelid. Even if a trailer passes through it would okay by the husband. That's not all, if the lady (wife, girlfriend or mistress) asks for the whole universe the man would provide it, no matter what.

It doesn't just end there, the other part is the enchanted waist bead that mama gives her clients, old, young, single or married. Once a man 'checks out' or encounters the Bermuda triangle of the waist bead wearer, except God helps the man, then he is forever hooked. He becomes a puppet in her hand, totally subservient to all her whims & caprices.

37 comments:

  1. This has been going on for a long time so what's new with this one? Or is it because she lives in Dolphin? The story seems incomplete to me.

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  2. oya go try am for aliko or atiku.....they can spot your jazz from afar

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  3. Gbogbo Bigz GirlzJuly 9, 2013 at 2:39 PM

    Or even Adenuga... Then your mama Dolphin will know jazz pass jazz!

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  4. lol. please who knows her complete addy, am single and want to desperately settle down so am using it for a good cause. God wont mind that shey?

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  5. lol....i beg i stay around there o

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  6. Good cause? What rubbish is that? Just know there's no free gift.

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  7. God help us ooooo I have never been there but I have overheard a lot of her clients talking about her I just really pity what there future will turn out to be.espercially when mama dolphin is dead and gone.big trouble ooo

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  8. God help us ooooo I have never been there but I have overheard a lot of her clients talking about her I just really pity what there future will turn out to be.espercially when mama dolphin is dead and gone.big trouble ooo

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  9. @I know, pls turn to God with all your heart. He's the only one who gives without troubles, all these jazz is devil's manipulation and risky for your future.

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  10. This rubbish is very common amongst Abuja girls! They even have chewing stick sourced from Niger! and incense, which they open their pussy and burn the guys name and the pussy inhales the preparation. All the man has to do is set eyes on them. Once he chops the punani, he's gone. Bye bye to home and kids. Some Northern girls are very bad. and our girls have joined them in this trade, by bringing this kin woman to Dolphin. Aloba, i think you should take this down to save our marriages. All these pussy cat eyed girls would go and fish out this woman, trust me. We are in serious trouble o.I know a very lovely couple that a shuwa arab girl dealt with. If not for God, hmmmm. Not to talk of all these Abuja girls with touch light eyes, waiting to ride Range Rover Overfitch! God help us women. Any woman professing only me and my husband, is squarely on her own.

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  11. Sad Indeed! The things women will do for money! Nothing greater that appriciting what you have as work harder for more! Contentment is key and peace of mind should be respected!

    Kenyan babe

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  12. I believe juju doesn't catch some men, either they themselves are deep in things like that or their parents insured them or they are naturally powerful.

    Secondly, it doesn't last forever, you need to keep renewing it and it does have side effects.

    Thirdly, Aloba need not take the post down, whoever is interested in juju will look for ways to get it.

    I know celebs who go to Cotonou for juju, so thhe Ikoyi mama "kere si mumber"-is elementary to what some do.

    It's safer for married women to have a good rappourt with their husbands and be religious. Prayer works!

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  13. @Aproko, which rapport are you talking about? Wo what is out there is too serious. Women need to shine their eyes and stop all this Cinderella shit. Marriage is not a fairy tale. I agree, you have to pray but you get tired sometimes when you are overwhelmed!!!! Thats why i like Americans. They no send. In Naija, societal pressure is just too much. We can be very religious and loving, but always sleep with one eye open cos someone out there is plotting to kick your ass out of that house. Guess what? They love preying on loving families, so they can prove their juju power. Women pray o. Over your husband and children. Nne e no easy

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  14. Husband snatching with jazz isn't new. That's why I don't blame women who hazz their husband up and turn them to didirin. Am not Reni or BB who overlooks and accepts her fate. Anyone who tries to snatch my husband will smell wen. Alfas are still in Ilorin, witches in Offa, CnS in Ondo and assasins everywhere. Nonsense and ingredient!!!

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  15. It is not jazz! It is actually an aphrodisiac for sex! The northerners call it Kayan mata! There are even other ones you mix with yoghurt and drink. If is believed to make your pussy sweeter and gives you more juice! It doesn't mean a man would leave his wife! You just become his preferred sex partner! And we all know Nigerian men can do anything for good sex!

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  16. Read about it here, all Hausa brides even use the incense someone mentioned! When you go to the north you get it everywhere and very cheap for as low as 2k, the chicken too which would be prepared in your presence is very cheap! Mama Dolphin probably reaping girls off and not selling the real stuff! The best ones come from kano and Niger and yes speaking from experience it works! http://www.africasexuality.org/abuja2008/resources/powerpoints/Tuesday%20Presentations/Concurrent%20Session/ARSRC-Hajiya%20Bilkisu.ppt

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  17. Anon July 10, 2013 at 8:00 AM; looks like it's your stock-in-trade! It beggars belief that some people will do this, support this and say it's not jazz. Ignorance. No wonder they have a high clientele.
    Amaka, well said.

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  18. Some resort to mama dolphin diabolical chicken to fund their lifestyles, others are just hardworking career babes who make things happen for themselves ....whatever you sow in this life you reap

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  19. Which one is CnS in Ondo?

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  20. chai ..why bring reni's name into all this its uncalled for please stick to the topic....

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  21. @KENYAN BABE!
    I HOPE THE NIGERIAN GUY THAT DUMPED YOUR SORRY ARSE IS NOT HURTING YOU?
    GO TO A KENYAN BLOG AND STOP DULLING US!
    LONG HISS!
    KENYAN NINJA KAWAI!

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  22. Inhaling smoke or even blowing air into the vjayjay is dangerous. Is where lunacy and illiteracy can lead people. If you dont believe, google will convince you. What a pity. See wetin greed wan use wound people. LMAO. If your thing no sweet, if you like put volcano inside, e no fit sweet. Wet this thing ko, dry desert ni. Abeg i dey work, make i return.

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  23. Abeg which Reni are you referring to? is it the same one who was kidnapped a while back and whose marriage has collapsed due to some "other woman"?

    The Original Beebee...

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  24. I need this thing for my stingy Lagos sugar daddy oooo

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  25. Lool.. Mama Dolphin all hail thee..

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  26. Those who know know; the original beebee.

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  27. Can someone please give us mama dolphin's address?
    Well not full address as Aloba might not post. Biko nu

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    1. Lol!Runs girl is not smiling o!

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  28. Lazy frustrated women will go look for mama dolphin crook or die, pitiful! Nigeria women can scheme anytin to hook a man imagine inhaling smook into ur punani to hook a man? No be jazz o na simple psychology mama dolphin and cele people dey play on the lazy desperate frustrated women, my advice is dat you go get a job to ave a stable life so you can appreciate ur already miserable frustrated life..... Men respect and stay longer with an added value not beauty bcus it fades......

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  29. If you like play aerobics in bed men are limited to the options dy ave, Nigeria men enjoys plenty punani wet or dry, if dry dem put ky jelly, awo lawo je!! Stop fooling urself

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  30. Well done Mama Dolphin. Can any one please ask if she does for men as well? I think is a pay back time to the ladies.

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  31. Anon July 12, 2013 at 1:09 PM; well said. With their dirty uncircumcised men too and high rate of AIDS.

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  32. Aloba, women are taking this gist far! Yesterday, 2 different jeeps droven by women stopped me yesterday to ask if I live in the estate and asked if I knew mama Dolphin and I was like drive round and keep asking. The strange thing is they weren't young women oh, agbalagba aristo big time! Hahahahahahaha

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  33. Call 08098211791 to get mama Dolphin's address

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  34. Enter your comment... for those that want kayanmata should call dis num 08064746898

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  35. Abeg i need mama dolphin number ooo,who has it inbox me oooo 09066918870 abeg oo

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