Thursday, February 13, 2014

THE MAN WITH THE BIONIC TONGUE






His combo from what we hear is super deadly. He combines a twin asset attack that is not common place. His dexterity with that organ in the mouth that helps to shape sound amongst others has reached legendary status. So good is this handsome dude's tongue, that it has been named the ''Tongue of utter delight & destruction''; destruction here is not in the negative anyway. He is so good at digging for treasures, that he has always hit the treasure trove.

Fine boy is cool, calculated and collected and he also dresses well, meaning he is stylish. According to the legend around him, once he gets to the ''Bermuda Triangle'', he does it like he is on the ''lap'' of honour, as if he's very life depends on it. Once you allow him a try, you will come back begging for more and more. It becomes an uncontrollable addiction of a sort. 

He is not only well versed in ''whistling and fiddling'' of the knob, that is just the appetiser in the repertoire. He starts that and once the partner reaches cloud 7, then he balances and begin to fire on all cylinders. 

A conquest had this to say about this magician's prowess in the game,''He gives the best h+*%$'', He F"£$ you, you can't F"£$ him. He knows how to please a woman. ''He loves, dotes on, enjoys the pussy cat'' He is very naughty. He has the biggest (basket) balls (sack of rocks), I have seen. Hugeeeeeeeeeeeee! Balls. Kai

See how people have gained fantastic notoriety over !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

16 comments:

  1. Oya people start decoding. Can't wait.

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  2. *sips zobo and roast corn*.....i await comments

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  3. A few men fit the bill jare

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  4. I think I was him last night! Delightful indeed!

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  5. disease infested hoes everywhere

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  6. Abeg is from the north or south.give us clues now...too many correct headmaster's in nija...

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  7. Aloba this cold night...

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  8. On blogs, the name I see people yapping is the 360 Nobs guy. That he loves carpet munching.

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  9. H? The sexy chocolate hard bodied guy? Let me not talk again abeg

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  10. Person fits the bill of SA the invest. ... ...., his legend precedes him. And he totally loves being a giver.

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  11. This is Sonnie Ayere... You can actually see his balls through his trousers. Sex God i would say

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  12. As usual Me Again gets it wrong. Oversabi..

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    1. Pele, now you've gotten that off your chest do you feel better? There is an H, who's well known for his hurricane tongue & overwhelming technique among the frustrated Lekki wives set. Aloba specify the marital status for clarity

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  13. You would know because you are one of the so called frustrated Lekki wives. Forget that. You are one of the well known frustrated Lekki single women.

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  14. I hear SA is a cheerful giver n reciever

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