LANRE NZERIBE's MONALISA NOW TRANSFORMED TO ESCAPE.

The othet love of man about town, Lanre Nzeribe is publishing. He got into it a while ago, when he came out with a juicy, first class magazine aptly named Monalisa. Named then after the mythical beauty drawn by the very famous Leonardo Da Vinci, who was considered then by many as the most beautiful woman in the world.

Coincidentally, at the time of the launch of that magazine, Lanre was then dating sumptuously gorgeous Nollywood powerhouse by name Monalisa Chinda. So it was a declaration of love on two fronts as at that time.

So fast forward to now, after the acrimonious break up and cessation of business relationship between the then couple, the handsome well connected man about town, has thought to repackage that magazine which only published just 3 editions then and come out with a much better one, with a totally new identity.

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THE TRUTH BETWEEN LANRE NZERIBE AND MONALISA CHINDA BY GRACE AMANDA

We came across this mail and thought it was best for us to post or should we say publish so we all at least can get to the bottom of this whole shenanigan. What could have suddenly gone wrong with this relationship that was like something made in heaven just a few months ago, to warrant all the veiled accusations. 

Who dumped who? Or should we say who left who? Even if someone decided to go, couldn't everyone have just gone their different ways and let bygones by bygones? But it's like there is much more to it. Maybe at the end of it all, the truth would come out soon. We wait patiently for that to happen. 

Meanwhile, this is what we got, please read, digest and judge yourselves!!! We have not edited much of the note, but we had to remove some words because they were too vulgar. But much of what is published is how we got it.

My name is Grace Amanda I am a friend to both Lanre Nzeribe and Monalisa Chinda I have decided to write my name in this story so that both parties know exactly where this is coming from.

I know both parties well, I have related with them well enough to know what they are capable of and I know almost everything that went down in that relationship and I can assure you this story is true. I know commentators would wonder why I bother writing this or how it’s my business what happened between those two but I think I owe it to humanity to speak because most of what you people know is either wrong or not completely true. Most of you have concluded that Lanre Nzeribe is the demon and villain while Monalisa Chinda is the victim in that relationship but I tell you the opposite is the case. I guess the saying is true, “appearance is deceptive”

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OUT AND ABOUT AT THE SUPERLATIVE LAUNCH OF THE INCREDIBLE MONALISA MAGAZINE

JULIUS AGWU & MONALISA CHINDA

FLORENCE ITA-GIWA, BETTY IRABOR, MONALISA & HELEN AJAYI UNVEILING THE MAGAZINE

MONALISA CHINDA

EUNICE EFOLE

ELVINA IBRU

We were one of those who wanted to see what the whole hype about the Monalisa Magazine was all about. In our mind we had thought far and wide and concluded that, what can they do to better what was already on ground. And the truth be told at the end of the razzmatazz that was part of the unveiling of the maiden edition of the magazine that would most definitely win many awards, we saw why it was a project very close and dear to the heart of the publisher, Monalisa Chinda & her partner Lanre Nzeribe. 


Not only were we bowled over, we were and still are totally impressed by the whole package, 300 plus pages of sheer excellence and magnificence,all colour, all gloss, of the very best of international standards. It can stand side by side any magazine from any part of the world without flinching. Kudos to the publisher Monalisa Chinda for a very good or should we say an excellent job well done. The quality of this international lifestyle journal of note from Nigeria, Africa is unparallelled.

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MICHEAL NERI & AYO ADEJUGBE TAKES OVER DEUCES NIGHT CLUB. DUO SET TO SHAKE LAGOS!!!

MICHAEL NERI

AYO ADEJUGBE

In the next few weeks the Lagos night scene would become agog all over again with the planned opening of the newest baby in town set to be called DollHouse Lagos. It's going to be a collaboration by 2 masters of the game from the hints that we have gotten. So Lagos! Get set to be rocked to your foundation.

The duo of Michael Neri!!! Can you all remember him from the kidnap case also involving Ify Eneli about 2 and more years ago. For those who cannot readily recall, he was the dude who with Ify Eneli, one of the daughters of one of the then owners of EKO Hospital Plc (Eneli Kuku Obiora). The duo were kidnapped as they were leaving Likwid Nite Club somewhere on Victoria Island, Lagos on January 29, 2011. A ransom of #50 Million was later demanded for their release. Long before Michael relocated abroad, he used to be one of the hottest dude at parties in Lagos in the early Nineties, he was such a badass dancer and happening guy that the hottest babes used to swoon around him aplenty. 

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LOVERS SPAT OR ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST? MONALISA & LANRE NZERIBE LOVE SAGA

MONALISA & LANRE

Hmmmmmmm!!! We hope it's just a normal lovers SPAT between Monalisa & her beau Lanre and then afterwards the duo will mend fences and get on with their celebrated love all over again. This is because after the epistle of love written by their publicist a while ago, espousing the love match, it wouldn't be nice to hear that the supposed 'love match made in heaven' and 'ordained by the god of love' has crashed ooooo. 

Anyways we pray for a quick resolution and resurrection. It might even run better 'second time around'(Hmmmm!!! That just reminded us about that classic song by the great Shalamar-titled- Second Time Around, it might just be apt in this situation). See the video below-

What are we on or yapping about you all may have been thinking aloud? We hear that due to a/some disagreement(s) over business matters, the duo might both have decided to go their separate ways. That would be sad

It would just make the whole shenanigan, a classic case of another one bites dust on Mr. Loverman's, Uncle Lanre's illustrious love resume, which seems to read like a 'who is who'. 
Anyways, according to the unconfirmed gist, the genesis of the tear apart (either temporary or permanently now, we do not yet know) was over a business venture they
had just started together, they are supposed to publish a magazine together that was to be called - MONALISA, we do not know what the genre of the publication was to be focused on, but it's most likely have been a lifestyle/entertainment one. Anyways, there was supposedly a misunderstanding and the center couldn't hold together again.

We find that too thin to believe though to be the cause of the disagreement between the duo, some have suggested that it might be much more than its looking now. But according to what we hear, their is the possibility that money might be at the HEART of the whole issue.

MONALISA, LANRE NZERIBE, EGOR & OTHER STORIES. BULL'S EYE BY JOSEPH SAMPSON EDGAR

 

MONALISA CHINDA

MONA & LANRE

JOSEPH SAMPSON EDGAR

Me I don't see what these women see in this Lanre fellow o. I saw him the other day at Cafe Tranche and took my time to study him well. I came out of that session indifferent. I envy him sha, cos that Monalisa girl is a beauty.

The other day, I also saw Monalisa. A damsel with a wonderful skin and luscious lips. Fragile and svelte. So when I saw Lanre, the Disney movie,'Beauty and the beast came to mind.

I really do not know Lanre's claim to fame. I have always wondered why there is so much interest in him and his love life. Even if he has dated a mixture of fine women and forgettable ones, I still do not believe that he deserves all these attention. His mates are changing lives, positively influencing society and creating employment. But for my Egbon, each time his name is mentioned it's over one mature MILF or a gorgeous one like Monalisa.

This testimony by friend of the family is another matter entirely. This great PR work is so wonderful in it's stupidity that I cringed as I read. Let Mona who is enjoying the fruits of the romance be the one to tell us what she is enjoying in the romance. That is if we are even interested in listening. The rate at which we waste our time on frivolity is really amazing.

Time is going o. We would soon all start welcoming our grandchildren o. So we should all engage in more productive things, rather than interest ourselves with whose one that Lanre is dating. Cos from what I have read so far, he still has a lot more to do before arthritis gets to his tongue.

From the write up, I saw that Mona suffered physical abuse, Pele o. If I had known, I would have jumped in and saved her. There is nothing worse than beating up a woman, especially a 'yellow' woman. The skin will turn red and when the colour is artificially aided with cream, you will see a conflagration of colours. Green, yellow, blue and black. It's not funny o. With that Mona's colour, you will just see the South African flag all over her skin.

We thank God, that Lanre the well known defender of the universe had flown in to the rescue. His job is cut out for him. He has to be close to all the Chemist on the Island, cos he must not joke with the supply of creams and from the write up by the great family friend, Lanre is up to the task.

Well, Mona darling, should you ever get tired of Lanre, which I am sure you will, please do not hesitate to contact me through this platform. I have a data base of guys, better suited at taking care of women of your colour.

Egor, I will need you to write a testimonial on me so I can send to my partner who still cannot see my good sides despite all the Affang and Ngwo-Ngwo I have been buying.

THE GREAT MAN LANRE NZERIBE & HIS HEART-BEAT MONALISA, PLUS THE REVEALATION BY EGOR EFIOK

MONALISA & LANRE

We love the fact that friends can stand in for friends in the face of it all. We must commend the writer for deeming it fit to stand for her friend(s) in the face of seeming attacks from trolls and other perceived enemies of progress. For that alone we must commend Egor Efiok. Not many friends like this exist anymore. 


We also love the attempt in cleaning up a 'supposed battered image' (Lanre Nzeribe). We particularly love the fact that Egor didn't attempt to say Uncle Lanre was never involved with the numerous names attached to him in times past as his love interest. Now that we have come to the understanding he is going to be the next Pope, let's all try to allow him live his life as he deem fit. Truth be told, the ever gorgeous Monalisa as a free citizen of this Nation has the right to make a choice on who she wants to love and who should love her in return. We her fans & public have no right(s) whatsoever to try and protect her, and that's because she's an adult who has her faculty right and therefore can make a freewill choice, without any outside influence. 

She's lived through one terrible relationship before (with the attendant emotional stress and physical battering), so she must know true love when she see it. So please, please and please let's allow sleeping dog lie oooooo. As fans, we should from now on begin to celebrate the 'very famous' love between the couple. For all you know, they might be our own Elizabeth Taylor & Richard Burton.

EGOR EFIOK'S WRITE-UP

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