WHERE IS ENE MAYA LAWANI? SEEMS LIKE THE EX-BEAUTY QUEEN HAS DISAPPEARED FROM THE SOCIAL SCENE & OFF THE SOCIAL MEDIA!!!

Ene Maya Lawani

What could have warranted the former beauty or should it be said approximately, the ex-beauty queen's total disappearance from the public view?

The tall and excitingly beautiful Ene was one of those celebrities then that embraced the social media with much aplomb and vigor. No day goes by without her fans and followers seeing one or two or in fact three or more of her pictures on the gram looking 'scrumptiously hot-hot', with the over-load of oomph. Ene who was Miss Nigeria 2004, that's a whole 15 good years ago and in fact the longest serving Miss Nigeria in the history of the now comatose pageant to date, having reigned all of 6 good years from 2004 till 2010 before she relinquished the crown to another queen, is a noted, quite undoubted fashionista of the highest caliber.

Maybe it was that her 'intimidating wardrobe' which we had vowed and that left our mouth wide agape and that was the envy of all, by both the older and younger fashionistas alike, that made her embraced Instagram so much then. But all of sudden now, it seems like the 6 footer avid traveler, foodie, celebrity and entrepreneur, who owns her own name sake lifestyle business-'Ene Maya', has since given the social media a wide berth. It seems also like she has taken down totally, her instagram page/handle in a deliberate way to stay totally off the radar. Seems like she doesn't want to be seen again. Seems like she has adopted or embraced the stealth or incognito, invisible mode in totality.

The last time we had heard about the lady with those incredibly smoldering and sexy 👀 eyes, she was said to have been putting finishing touches to her own impressive property somewhere and then right after that she just disappeared off the scene. We aren't too sure if it was her we saw from afar at the last Gtb Fashion Weekend 2018 just gliding about inside the expansive compound of the event.

Anyone who knows the whereabouts of the graceful 30 plus lady, who is still probably one of Nigeria’s most eligible bachelorettes, should please help tell her that we have missed her presence most especially on the social scene and she should please return to quickly and with more bang than before. 

DROP DEAD SEXILY GORGEOUS AT 34. TOKE MAKINWA DAZZLES ALL IN SEXY BIKINI SHOOT

She's undoubtedly one of Nigeria's authentic 'influencers', if you doubt that pedigree, sign her on to see if you would be proven correct or wrong. For one to have 2.1 million followers now in Nigeria ain't no joke at all, even we our self attests to that fact. For you to better understand it, Linda Ikeji is just 2.5 million followers, while the famous instablog9ja is just 1.7million.

The totally in your face celebrity, OAP, author, businesswoman is a Scorpion, star sign Scorpio without a doubt. She loves been seen, she enjoys the attention that fame and stardom brings and she obviously must be smiling to the banks for it.

She has just clocked 34, that calculates to mean she came to this plain in 1984, and in just 30 plus years of existence, she has seen, still seeing, she's done a bit and she's still doing more and she's conquering, more and more everyday. What she's packed already into her 34 years of existence, might take some a whole lifetime to put together, so love her or not, she deserves some accolades.

She's one of those people that must have picked the Kardashian family as a model, especially Kimberly Kardashian-West and Kylie Jenner as models. Though one can simply argue that those 2 or the entire family loves attention. That they seek and crave the attention to the point of craziness, but let's look at it objectively and also from the business point of view, while many might not necessarily like them, while many might just see them through the moral compass and don't see them as exact moral models, they all without a shadow of doubt are millionaires with far-flunged influences. In fact, some are multimillionaires many times over and one in under just a decade is actually on the verge of becoming a dollar billionaire pretty soon!!!!

So like the Kardashians, so is Omotoke (a child worthy of care) Makinwa, good or bad attention, attention is just what it is, attention. And she's just smiling home to the banks for it, not necessarily minding whose ox is gored.

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AND SO THE CAT IS LET OUT NOW WE KNOW & UNDERSTAND THE REASON FOR THE NIPPLE SHOW AND MORE...

WELCOME TO GIST CAFE.

So according to the gist we are privy to, all the recent showings looking the bomb and flashing good skin might have the reasons why !!!

So a good bird, with ears to the ground wella whispered into our ears very confidently, in fact the bird was cock sure, just too sure about it that our favorite in your face "celebrity babe" who is gradually "Glowing" confidently to the bank with so much activities nowadays, recently had her body remolded, a slight upgrade that wasn't supposed to be too prominent. Just be as near natural as possible!!!! According to the intel, the areas that were touched up were the bum (yansh like we call it here), the boobs (them manchesters) and the stomach and maybe the hip too, just to make it slighty rounder and in proportion to the bum-bum touched up, a la pull up to my bumper. .

What was actually done according to the privileged information at our disposal is a procedure called "fat transfer". Which is that fat was removed from around the stomach and then they were added to the places that needed it to bulk those parts up and were molded. And because what was done was not actually an extensive kind of procedure, in a day or 2 you are already up and about, showing off the magic touch which you can even ascribe to proper weight loss in the right areas, not as a procedure done.

So we had been very curious  wanting to know why them nipples were straining to bust out powerfully and show face, we had wondered why the showcase and deliberate display, now we seem to have gotten the answer. Hmmmmmmm No wonder those melons were standing at attention, peeking through with gusto and saluting with unbridled, unrestrained and unrestricted vigor and oomph the Queen (Charlie's mom) inna the London Town.

All in all, all that we can say is that the job done, seem to have quadruple our lady's value to the stratospheric levels. And for those who might have been doubting or wandering whether if truly our small babe (girl) with the Big God is as liquid as she tries to portray or pass across, forget it oooooo, babe is as liquid, in fact mad liquid as they come mennnn. Whatever business she's doing, is majorly bringing in the money in loads and torrents as it seems. Imagine that sometime ago alone and that's many months back now ooooo, she bought at least not less than 10 million Naira worth of jewelry (diamonds) at that popular place somewhere in Victoria Island, close to Civic Centre.

If a young unmarried lady can do that, then she must be pretty liquid. At least she may be able to boast of between 50 to 100 million and might even be slightly more! !!! 

THAT POPULAR FASHIONISTA/AUTHOR/CELEB STRIKES AGAIN AS SHE SHIFTS BASE FROM FF TO THE DOUBLE A PERSONALITY

We can bet that by the time this our young lady is done in her saga, she's most probably going to be a super duper rich lady, just by virtue of how she's going about her business now.

Since after that her celebrated disastrous union to that her bald headed, ebony skinned, well muscled and quite well endowed beau went kaput, it's like she had made up her mind, never to be held in bondage by no man no more and to go all out every which she can, to make it. Her means to be a resounding success is by any means necessary, so nothing is like off limit for her. Including playing with the hearts of the men of means and caliber.

According to our findings, her number one role model is Kim Kardashian! And her ultimate dream is to rival that unrelenting queen of the social media, whose family saw an open opportunity in America and have used it well and that opportunity is what has made every member of that family, millionaires that they are now, with the last born Kylie, even expected to become one of the youngest self-made billionaires sometime soon in the future. Kylie's cosmetics empire believe it or not is presently valued at close to a billion dollars, nearly triple that of her elder sister Kim and it all began with just being on display for just about anything and everything.

So this our somewhat over the top young but looking old  gradually lady moved from that "very well known Government official", that loves clandestine love affair so well, who we even just spoke about quite recently to that old Yoruba oil dude by the initials 'FF in his 70s', renowned for 1, owing a colossal amount of debt to the banks, debt so much so that, the banks have to treat him so softly or else and 2, for owning probably the most humongous edifice somewhere in Ikoyi, known as billionaire's lane where former Vice-Presidents used to stay at, whose kids had to warn off the young blood before she had to relent somewhat. Our young lady from news reaching us now might have gone another step up again and her now heartthrob is another oil billionaire majorly based in the Federal Capital.

This our new man, owns the brand that has the first alphabets of his 2 names repeated as the name of his brand. He is of a slight built and from one of those states with the K that do not know whether they are part of the SW or from the North. In fact the state he is from is that one where that other jester in politics, the future award winning lawmaker/actor is from.

According to our findings, this dude ain't ordinary in anyway or manner at all, apart from the fact that he is mind-blowingly wealthy, he is also renowned for being fetish to the core. According to our little findings, she was packaged for this made dude by a lady of Northern extraction, whose name we would keep for now.

As expected of dalliances with the super duper rich like who our subject is, money is the last thing as it is in over abundance. So our somewhat smart madam is just moving from one level of expansion to another and we can bet anything on it, that once you have begun on this note, it's not easy to come down again, that's because what would the younglings be offering you, except for bedmatics or crowd pleasing.

Like they say in that realm, who fine boy even help self? Maybe the next course of action would be to look for a young f#@cboy, like they call them, to help become a baby mama, not held down by anything, only needed for the production of a child and that's it and madam can just go on to be whatever it is, she wants. Enjoying the best of both worlds, Chikena!!! 

DANIELLA OKEKE GOES COSTUME GAGA IN CELEBRATION OF 31ST BIRTHDAY!!!

Golden blonde bombshell

Voluptuous Care-Giver with the ponytail

The sumptuosly badass gothic Catwoman

Calling on Batman for assistance

Fairy Pink Princess

Gorgeous Denim queen

Alice in Wonderland or lady in red

The "Catwoman", a sexy bombshell of a nurse (care/love giver), the "pink princess", the "denim queen", the "golden bombshell", "princess daisy" the flower girl or "Alice in Wonderland", all the different roles that the sumptuously shaped actress from Imo State, who just clocked "31", having been born March 26, 1987.

The lover of great machines, by that we mean luxury cars has not been in any production that we know of, of recent but business which we really do not know nothing about seem to have been booming magnificently in the last few years as she's been living large, acquiring some very nice cars, which she doesn't mind flaunting whenever possible.

One other thing that Daniella loves to flaunt a lot of the time, is her "badass shape and voluptuous front", which if care is not taken can cause mad pile ups.

For this birthday she must have gone a whole length as the photoshoot with different costumes, hairstyles and make up touch ups, shows much was put into it for maximum impact/effect.

When people asks us the silly question on what is it that the actresses/celebs do, that earns them so much to leave the life on the roll, we answer them by just saying they do B.U.S.I.N.E.S.S & business can come in loads of ways.

Happy birthday D, have good fun as you have added another year.

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TV GAL- KEMI ADETIBA'S- I CAN TRANSFORM ME write-up for Eden Lifestyle

A very inspiring piece from Kemi Adetiba. We read the well written piece and thought to reproduce for your reading pleasures. Maybe the piece can trigger that move, you have being meaning to make, that could put you all on the road to transformation. It's titled- I can transform me.

KEMI ADETIBA- NOW

KEMI- BEFORE

Writing this piece is a bit difficult for me. Not because I have a problem with words, but because as opposed to preaching or instructing I would rather tell you a story... My story. So if you allow me to be honest and totally vulnerable here, then I promise to make it worth your while, and hopefully inspire.

I want to first state that I have NEVER been a health conscious person. I ate what I wanted at any time of the day, and was 'lucky' to have it all buried in my 5'11" frame. It was so easy when I was younger. I would notice clothes tighten around my frame but no one on the outside looking in would, because "You're so tall so you carry it well".

As the years went on, my muscle mass started disappearing... Especially around my mid-riff. My breast grew bigger (why am I complaining right?), my thighs rounded up nice, and the butt I always wanted decided to make an appearance (HELLO!). A lot of people noticed my new body 'shape' - especially the men of course - and as I slowly got ushered into the my 30's I found out no pants or jeans in my closet fit anymore, and I began to live in just tights and baggy shorts. The men liked this even more.

However the "I can carry the weight 'cos Im tall' excuse began to fail me. My breasts became so big and combined with my now fat, bulky shoulders and arms I began to look like a line backer in an American football game. If I raised my arms up high enough, they could work as sails for a small boat.. sound familiar? Sigh

I slowly moved into the world of spanx. Dressing up became a chore as NOTHING fit anymore and I refused to buy sizes UP, promising myself I was going to 'diet'. "I'm just Big Boned", I told myself. My diet consisted of skipping a meal and them making up for it times TEN when the next meal time rolled by - Sound familiar.

I would go to the store to buy a shaving stick, but instead, make out like a bandit with a cart full of chocolates, biscuits, alcohol and chips... "For the house". The treats 'for the house' became 1am snacks shared between my Ilasa/Terrier mix, Stewie and I. I was spiraling down and could not find any way to help myself.

Things got worse when I went on an all-inclusive packaged holiday to Barbados. It was beautiful scenery and a great backdrop to watch while everything went into my mouth. Imagine having no restrictions on food or alcohol? I can barely look at the photos now. Bikini what? I was in shorts and a baggy shirt the entire time. The more I fell into depression about my weight, the more I ate for fleeting happiness... only to be back at one... Depressed about my weight again. It was a tragic cycle.

I host a show annually "Maltina Dance All' and I had just over a week to report to set after my Barbados vacation. I remember being in my hotel room fitting for the first shoot that evening with my stylist, BOLAJI ANIMASHAUN and a rep from the client company. It was PAINFUL!! NOTHING FIT! The first episode where I wore this beautiful canary dress was shot entirely from the front. The reason being that I could not be zipped up entirely into the dress. Even with a spanx on! How EMBARRASSING. And it was a size 10 American dress. I kept deluding myself I wasn't past a size 10. I kept blaming the stylist that she had not gotten a proper size 10.

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