We know for sure that this expose would raise a lot of dust and cause much outrageous hoopla. But we owe to you the readers, especially our loyal readers that loyalty to pass across in a fun way, some of those absurdities we hear in our daily snooping around so as to get you those gists that would continually titillate you and entertain you also. Some of the informations are gist that are discussed in hush-hush tones that we chanced across.
It is deliberate on our part not to write so much about the hard news- there are too many depressing things already happening around us and they are already in the newspapers, magazines and many other online platforms, while we don't want to join them, we also don't want to add to the depression already pervading the atmosphere. It's already extremely hard by itself to extract humour from hard news and we always go the extra mile to make that happen. There are many platforms doing the hard news as that's their strength and so if that's the kind of news you want to read, you have a choice.......
We were with a couple of people and the above subject matter cripped in and a lady then mentioned about those cute little dogs that many young ladies are buying now like it's the new fad. You know those hairy little dogs like the lassa apsos, chihuahuas etc those cute little beautiful breeds of dogs.
The way it is many are joining the bandwagon to have such as pets and carry such cuties as arm candies, it adds to the whole package or so it all seem. Dress up casually, wearing the whole designer ensemble in an intimidating manner, carry your designer bag and then the dog too. But alas, someone whispered into our ears that those little doggies do far more than what we think, apparently they help their owners in doing the "lap of honour", did you in anyway get what we are saying?
That those cuties, gorgeous cuties at that, help in "keeping their owners "carpets" sparkling clean"! Need we say more? Those lassas, chihuahuas etc are munching champions who can give heads like no other, with those their long, pink 👅 tongues (yukky). Absurd? Yes strange things happens that are always too strange to be True! But that's it for you.
Happy 1 day holiday!