I write in tears o. My paddy has retired. He had called me last week to
discuss the possibility of retiring and I told him to calm down. I
advised him to hold because I had just spoken to Ferguson. He took my
advise and held his peace.
While traveling on Governor Akpabio's private jet, I broached the topic
with his Excellency. He went into a deep analysis comparing Beckham's
late retirement to Governor Amaechi's refusal to quit the Governor's
forum. He threatened to buy PSG and immediately sack Beckham since he
could not stand sit tight people. I however got a better idea. I
suggested that we should use Beckham as his campaign manager for his run
at the Senate. Akpabio jumped for joy, left his plate of Affang and
called David Akpan Beckham and invited him to Uyo.
David Beckham grew up in Uyo, where is mother sold Fufu and Ekpang to
send him to football school. We used to walk the streets of Uyo, playing
football. I sold Ikong and was more popular with the girls because of
my sexy teeth. I gave him his first girlfriend Ekaette and when Victoria
came on board I fought tooth and nail for him to resist her. But the
juju she came with was too strong that David could not resist.
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After a glittering career winning many laurels spanning more than 2 decades, one of the best known footballers on Earth and by extension sportsmen has finally decided to call it a day. Posh Beckham's husband, the one and only Goldenballs, better known as David Beckham has decided to quit football today- Thursday, May 16, 2013 at age 38 years old.
The former captain of the English football team- The Three Lions, who has had a very glorious career, playing for some of the best clubs in the world like-England-Manchester United, Spain-Real Madrid, Italy-AC Milan & France-PSG, but not forgetting USA-LA Galaxy has enjoyed massive fame & wealth. He is reportedly worth about £165 Million Pounds.
Mr. Beckham played for his country's national team for all of 115 times, a record in itself. Played 394 times for Man Utd scoring 85 goals, winning 1 Champion's league title & 6 EPL titles, also played 115 times for Real Madrid scoring 20 goals, played 33 times for AC Milan, scoring 2 goals, he played 118 times for the LA Galaxy, scoring another 20 goals and for his final club PSG of France 11 games and no goals scored, winning the Ligue 1 cup with the team. He is the only footballer to have won league titles in 4 different countries.
He is married to former singer-Spice Girls and now a celebrated designer- Victoria ''Posh'' Beckham and they have 4 kids between them, 3 boys-Brooklyn, Romeo & Cruz & a girl-Harper 7.
