THAT 15 TO 20 MILLION PER NIGHT STRIP JOINT ON THE ISLAND!

We were somewhere a few days back and then the conversation somehow and some way just came round to this strip joint in Lekki Phase 1 and then someone said authoritatively that the place makes not less than between 15 to 20 million Naira or more per night whenever they open for business! Hearing that our ears nearly blew up and our eyes nearly popped out! All of that just to watch naked bodies?

That's a colossal amount of money made from people visiting a place where you come to ogle at naked bodies! What that indirectly says is that they have an extraordinary class of clientele who are voyeurs, whose love is to see bodaciously shaped ladies scantily cladded at first or wearing next to nothing and gradually removing it all to some extraordinary jams/music recorded specially and blasted at a particular decibel to activate lust deliberately.

This particular strip joint is particularly on the top of the food chain. Their dancers are advertised as the classiest in the business. They are brought in from abroad for a period of time to come dazzle their fans to the best of their abilities. And some of these ladies, either naturally or pneumatically have some of the most awesome shapes you can imagine and all of these are deliberate because of the job at hand.

For a joint to make not less than 15 to 20million Naira per night, it must mean that patronage is excellent and that the people are paying top Naira. We are very curious to know some of these voyeurs/fans whose patronage make business thrive so good and we already have our eyes and ears open and on the ground for the exclusive expose.

The strip joint is on that popular road in Lekki and opened not too long ago, but already to make sure to keep their clientele satisfied have had to renovate again of late, adding more lights to the already wondrous ones that is all over the place. In the last few years, there has been an upsurge as many of those kinds of joints have opened all over town to satisfy the lust and curiousity of the very many who loves to stare at the naked bodies of women.

These joints come in different dimensions though, there are those opened for all comers, the seedy ones for those willing to spend their hard-earned small change to ogle and then there are the very upscale ones, that as you enter the joints alone, you already know that's it value for money. That they are thriving alone and that more and more are opening every other day, just tells you the story. Though we claim to be a very very religious and outwardly pure set in this country, but most of it is based on pretense for we also love the very outrageous lifestyle too and very deeply at that. 

WHO ARE THESE BAYROCK GIRLS AND WHERE ARE THEY FROM?

Strip clubs, bars and lounges are not a new occurrence in Nigeria they have been around for quite a bit and they dot every corner of some of the most popular streets around Lagos, be it on the mainland or the island, in Abuja and around the states of Nigeria! In fact our observation is that they seem to have adopted a new ideology which to atleast be on every street that's popular or that counts as much as possible!

They come in many shades, in fact in all shades and by virtue of what they are, they cater to a lot of customers/audiences, both male and female, we have it in good authority that a famous vlogger who loves to wax very spiritual, a Spiro by day and a near wanton by night was an excited customer of a joint like this a while back, and where she was even given an exclusive lapdance.

We know that Lagos, Nigeria is Africa's very own Atlanta or ATL for short, where strip clubs/joints are very famous and it's like a requirement for anyone that claims to be a "certified fun seeker" to have at least visited one or two or experience that world. We also know that Nigeria and Nigerians  don't like to carry  last, so whatever is a popular culture, we always embrace with vigor and most often tries to outplay even the originators.

The types of strip joints comes in their different categories and the categories determine the types of audiences that visits them. The categories also determines the types of girls/ladies that strips their too. There the seedy joints that caters for the normal peeps, just about anyone who wants to come gloat and see local girls strip off their clothes and shaking their naked bazookas live for people to see. This type dots the streets of Allen Avenue and adjacent streets and they are always jam-packed for their customers.

Then there are the very exclusive ones, like the big and massive one in GRA, Ikeja in that very popular road and a few super exclusive ones in the Lekki-Ajah axis and Victoria Island. There's even a new one on Sanusi Fafunwa Street, Victoria Island.

The buzz word, amongst their exclusive clientele is that, they are "clean girls, very exotic ones" at that in display or showcase.

So what's the USP, that's the "unique selling point" of this newest and most exclusive of joints that has gotten everyone buzzing and excited, at Lekki Phase one, not far from Fola Osibo and by name Bayrock? Why has the very new place, which only just opened very recently, a few weeks at that, become a mecca of a sort for fun seekers who loves the wanton display and showcase of naked bodies of women? What is it about the place that has made people, the ones openly and excitingly helping to publicise the bar/joint/lounge? Who are the owners/promoters of this place?

The number one answer mainly about why the place is exciting all comers, is that the girls are like a special breed. Imagine that the buzz word is that the strippers are "International"! What this is meant to convey is that they are "foreigners" like the local peeps would say a mix of "Oyinbo and other exotic kinds! Other adjectives that have been used to describe this ladies are that they are "exotic", "super sexy",  awesomely shaped "out of town" girls! Infact there was a short video someone showed us, of a few of the dancers, doing their stuff and it was epic!

There was a particular lady, dark skinned/chocolate with massive endowments, front-wise and back-wise, shaking with unbelievable dexterity her uncommon bazookas with vigor and deliberate attempt to cause a volcanic eruption of the most awesome kind!

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