MEN ON FIRE🔥. SURFING THE INTERNET WITH INTENT, PROWLING TO CATCH GULLIBLE ANTELOPES & WANNABES. !!!! HAVE OUR MEN NOW TURNED TO DESPERADOS?

Seems like girl chasing has now become a major game now, like the video games children play always. Yeah, we know that men have always loved to hunt looking for the easy prey to hook. It's like the lion or cheetah or tiger or hyena or those wild dogs in packs we watch on NG, chasing after the antelopes or warthogs or other preys that they can easily overpower and tear apart. But instead of tearing apart in this case, it's about getting down into the nitty-gritty of the 'Bermuda Triangle', that supposed holy enclave and if possible, wound it mercilessly to the utter detriment of the owners. Most often many of thr men involved in these game even share, once one is done and has experienced the bliss involved, he would give his other pack of wolves the dimensions so they also too can go after the prey too. So when the prey feels she's supposedly enjoying the good attention of the alpha males, her property is just been shared around by these men, only for the sake of marking the register.

It's been the norm from God's knows when. Where the seemingly stronger ones preys on the weaker more somewhat helpless ones. But are these preys, in these case the various ladies, weaklings at all?

What makes the lion and the likes, other wild animals, is their love for the chase and the kill and it seems like men too have now adopted or adapted these 'animal skills and instincts' now too to grab all of these available chicks & do with them just as they wish.

Young men, old men alike, married or single, rich and not so okay, now surf the internet, most especially the popular social media sites, especially various online meeting spots/platforms likes of the Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, Badoo etc like a mine field to sweep in, to catch treasures or trap wannabes, those whose treasure troves are easy to meander through.

And you would be surprised to know, the many names of those who engage in the act. Their profiles are always on point. They have many of those names you would want to be seen to engage with. On their sites you would view the lives of the fun loving, who mixes well, they are the supposed right crowd. It's a life you view on the gram and you would most definitely want to be a part of, but the truth actually is, it's a (caveat emptor) - meaning 'buyers beware'. Before you know it, any lady that falls into the obvious trap would live to regret it at end of the day. Not until that Bermuda Triangle have been summarily dealt with and the value sapped from it, before it would be released again for the world's consumption.

Who are these men who engage in this game of deceit and who are their many victims too? If you know them, let's talk about them.

Proviso though, no full names! 

WELCOME TO THE LIFE OF NIGERIA'S NOS 1 ADONIS!

How he became the chairman in the league of unrepentant Adonis we do not know, but his legend packs a lot of punch, in the lyrics of 9ice this dude has what can be referred to as "Street Credibility". He has gone through an unbelievable number of ladies in Nigeria, so great is the number of his conquest that to least would be too much. Old and young, known and not too well known he has met and conquered. At any party that he attends he and his cronies would most definitely have gone through half of the ladies in attendance.

Just in case you are still wondering, who this nature's gift to the womenkind is, this man about town with such legendary profile, the man who would teach other men one thing or 2 or even 3 on how to easily get to the sacred island of discovery of most ladies! His first initial is T, which comes to the same name as that of a well known, legendary International photographer and his other initial is the 23rd alphabet, which makes him a wunderkind of sort!

We have met this dude several times in close proximity/quarters at parties and events and we are still so baffled, so flabbergasted as to why he has been able to fan his "unbelievable" reputation all this while and why he is such a delight of the ladies?

In terms of looks, he is nothing extraordinary, in fact some would consider him a plain Joe. He ain't no handsome irresistible bloke that gets the ladies knocking their knees together and having a waterfall down that hidden not too public place. In terms of physique also, he is just so very ordinary, none of those well buffed parts, he isn't even tall, in fact he now carries a slight disforming potbelly and walks stylishly with a limp. Is he then stylish? Nothing fancy is how best we can describe it, he just loves the loud outfits of the likes of Versace, Roberto Cavalli, you know those very colourful 100% silk shirts on pants, that those International playboys seem to favour a whole lot.

So what then is his call to fame? Why is he the toast of the ladies? The somewhat dude with the Midas touch when it comes to the ladies? Best way we can easily answer you is to remind you of a time, many years back, when this so called "special dude" had a party, where countless numbers of states executives, top Government functionaries, well known businessmen and very many other people of interest and "influence" fell over each other to be seen at the party. Such was that party then that when it was reported, the Government of the day then raised eyebrows!

This man's pedigree and call to fame apparently are his connects, by that we mean his connections, those he knows! He practically knows everyone that is anyone and so maybe that's his mojo, his attraction. Some have even tagged him as an "influence peddler". He is said to know how to link this person to that person and vice versa. Even legend has it that, he goes further to help "arrange good times" for some of these his highly placed or very influential friends and figures, who in turn are very generous to one of their own. Another name given him is the arranger!

He has tasted all types of honeypots or should we call it bermuda triangle, that sacred island of treasure, same as some have tagged the treasure trove. One of those said to be his conquest is this lady entertainer who got proposed to by a young man a few years back, while TW her man was in fact in the background, watching the unfildiun proceedings with shock! 

IMAGINE THAT LOLLIPOPS & FF WERE BEST OF PALS BEFORE!

Hilarious Fiction Part 2-

Lollipops is so very well known, no need to start raising dust or trying to describe, we have always always said she's gorgeous, but some have said no, that if it wasn't for her light colour she wouldn't be, don't know what some people have against her though! But we still maintain that she is beautiful as they come and her body is a to die for.  As much as lollipops is well known, so also is Olivia Pope 007 with the double same initials, like it is said so good she was initialed twice.

Both ladies were so close before, yummy friends like some tagged them then. They might or should still be friends, but not like in the heydays when you would see them both hanging out together and going to parties, events, occasions, concerts and things together at that time they were inseparable.

For the now stupendously rich Olivia Pope, it was even said that it was because those in her immediate circle then had partners in the entertainment industry that Olivia FF Pope then too was hellbent on going the same route, hence her dalliance with the then "waist master", who after dazzling her waist for a bit, soon went AWOL leaving Olivia hanging and devasted!

But that's not the story here, for she has since moved on by many miles, and has since thrown her regrets into the furnace of history doing good, having totally repackaged herself, while the dude's career that was on the high then, has since nose dived terribly with some saying that he might not resurrect again, him having left where the hits were flowing to join another house that has not had any hits to their name from all house members, save the queen of the pack who has been the only bright spark of recent.

According to the gist then Lollipops, Olivia and many of those in their circle were into "good ole carpet munching". It has always being their thing, it's not something that just started now, it's part of the privilege they all enjoy!

And they are not the only ones at all doing the thing, likes of TL, YN, AI, TM, CD, TD and very many others were into it. Only that some having enjoyed such shenanigans now try to act so puritanical, like they are the Blessed Virgin, who is the very definition and epitome of purity and chastity!

Lollipops and Olivia were said to have been such close buddies then, that they explored each others "treasure trove, that awesome Bermuda triangle" the island of sweetness and forbidden pleasure with utter abandon, that they must have discovered gems likes of rubies, amethyst, sapphire, diamonds et al in there!

So if some are just coming to terms with this knowledge, we are glad to let them know that, hmmmmmmm no be today at all ooooooo!!!!! It don tay well well! So, on the "switch" on the deejay's panel, is not and never the first, and neither ever going to be the last from all indications, maybe even this "outing", was specially and perfectly orchestrated! Wink! Wink!!

THE GORGEOUS MARRIED LADY AND HER FEMALE LOVER/PARTNER REVEALED!

HILARIOUS "FICTION"
A little bird in the air, who was very involved with this same Deejay lady with the accent, that is wreaking havoc to the married madam's down below (Bermuda triangle or Treasure trove) went with her abroad on a summer holiday last year, where they were all over each other, they flaunted their trip on the social media with much aplomb.

Once they were outside the shores of Nigeria, they didn't really care no more what anybody would say, and that's majorly because they didn't think anyone would be able to do the necessary addition or decipher what was actually going on under the veneer.

That the duo have been an item for a while is a known fact amongst the very close circle of those in the know. People had only just thought that things would thaw out gradually and that both would go their ways. But it seems their love for each other is only getting stronger by the day. Truth be told, married madam with kids who is mixed race has been known to love both sides of the coin for forever, she is said to be dexterous at munching the carpet. But why this particular lady beats the imagination!

Both ladies have been a major item now for about a year if not more, the DJ is a known dyke and a cold hearted one at that, at least according to those who know her, ready to jump onto the next at the drop of a hat, she's very good at dropping "sublimal messages on her former conquests", making fun/jest of how she moves on, quickly always to the next when there is seemingly better things on the other side.

Madam and her man are quite well known, in fact too celebrity at that. Dude was a part of a solid entity, a dancing machine and a singing bird forming a formidable duo then, before unresolvable matters came up and a break came up and now he does his own thing same as the other too. He is thought to love to do his own thing as he pleases when it comes to the ladies, in fact someone once suggested that his or their marriage is one of convenience, as the parties involved are allowed to do what ever pleases them without any restrictions!

Maybe by mistake now, the cat has been let out of the basket and there is now scrutiny on their former incognito, under the radar cosy cosy lifestyle!