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Showing posts with label Shenanigans. Show all posts
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Thursday, May 30, 2019

STILL YET ON THE INITIATOR OF THAT RECENT TERRIBLE SCANDAL



Like the Yorubas of old used to say, there's so much stories in a 10kobo book, meaning that for so cheap you would get endless stories, in fact tales of the totally unbelievable type.

We have since found out that OM's husband is the very definition of a man who cannot keep his 'John Thomas', that rod of mass destruction, that rampant shooting star, in check or in control.

According to the quite reliable gist, it seems that rather than be a model husband as expected of him; a quite disciplined one at that, one who is able to hold his emotions in check, a man in control, this particular man is actually controlled by more or less his out of control mammary gland. According to those who know, it is actually where his trusted weapon leads him to, that he just follows. Like a homing device it's like he is always looking for a target to nail with his thing and there's no distinction whatsoever. They could be just about anything or anyone.

He has the unenviable distinction of once impregnating a house help (maid). What?????? How very low could a man have gone? But yes he did it and that's the actual fact. We heard that people used to carry and run away with their maids once they know he was coming or around. That's not all at all. They claim that with the dude, there is not a no go area, everyone is 'game' to be tried out or checked out, just in case they might just 'gel'. Even the wife's friends were not untouchables.

And according to the gist it is not like madam was oblivious of all his chicanery and shenanigans. In fact she knew about it all and her ears have been full over time, but she had just thought she could weather the storm and maybe he would change as time went for the best. She had thought why the need to throwaway the baby and the birth water? But alas, it seems her best has not been good enough. As this leopard, like all leopards couldn't change his spots.

The man couldn't just resist the allure of his other woman, saying the truth wouldn't kill anyone, at least so we think, this other lady pretty die oooooo. So instead of just helping to keep his beautiful home intact, a home that was badly shaken to its marrow and very foundation after the first outside pregnancy and other misdeeds; he just still went ahead, not minding the consequences to continue his relationship unabated with the lady some have even started calling his 2nd wife and now that their 2nd child together is on the way now, maybe he would do the next best thing, which could be the most honorable thing in the situation, that's if he hasn't done that already by officially marrying his darling girlfriend-EG and making her his official other wife. Would madam agree to that arrangement though? The lady is presently abroad gearing up for her delivery, far away from the hoopla her pregnancy has caused.

What we hear, though not confirmed is that the once peaceful home of OM is in turmoil especially as madam of the house cannot rationalize this intentional betrayal again. If it was this once, it might have been understandable, but it's not once, neither twice, so is she going to stay and just accept her fate or not?

The embarrassment of the whole mess is epic to just say the least. Madam cannot just believe what  has befallen her! Not only is she shocked, she cannot actually believe it. She went way backwards to try to accommodate her man's excesses as a good woman should do. The truth is that if she had left, she wouldn't lack for anything at all, not even a small thing, except that cap of her being married and living her husband. The lady we speak of has her own very successful business-she's a fantastic creative, and apart from that her dad is super well to do, her married sister too is as wealthy as they come too. But the issue that's a major dilemma now is that, should she leave all that she's sacrificed everything for over the years, that she has received embarrassment for, for another to come sit on and  enjoy???? 

Thursday, September 20, 2018

SO WHO FINALLY GETS THE CAKE TAGGED JEREMI? BABY MAMA1 OR EEA!!!


Mennnn!!!! The silent war is epic!!! Maybe it's the reason the one on the other side is making all the noise possible especially as she owns a platform to do so. Both ladies have been having the fun of their lives the past few years. While EEA a young mother of 2 girls, has been a known, somewhat visible side chic for about 2 years now, we don't know how long for matter that SJ and LI have been an item.

What  is quite obvious and we could easily deduce from the whole shenanigan is that the sharp, Delta born South-South, oil and gas dude, who is said to be very liquid and quite classy, who is also a cool friend of fellow very liquid men of exemplary package has been having the very best of both worlds all of these while. The curious thing or question is, did both know that they were both at the same time, were contesting for the heart of this handsome, quite suave bloke?

Girlfriend 1-LI, she's not one for any reason other than for easy description, had and has been quite open about her dating or to have dated SJ, the result of their many romps is now very evident in JJ. But girlfriend 2 had been very clandestine about the whole affair, up until now, though their relationship has been on going now for 2 good years. Maybe that's the reason why the dude seems to prefer the nos 2, that she's able to "chop and clean mouth, like say nothing dey happen". No drama of epic proportion that would cast him out as an adonis and chopper extraordinary. This dude is in the mould of Lanre N, who took the definition of a Lothario to stratospheric levels.

You all know EEA very well, no no no she's not Emporio Armani, but truth be told she has excelled in the world of fashion, by holding down well as one of the gurus in that part of the world of fashion she's engaged in. She is a veteran in the game and her 'manufacturing' company of human mannequins is one of the major ones in the country, if not the best to reckon with in the country. Still young and with 2 kids, she is estranged from her husband and has been for quite a few years now. Both from the looks of it, are never coming back together again! So she's been "free, free like a bird", just like that 2Baba classic song inspires! So if one is free, without any restrictions whatsoever and not held down by any matrimonial clause (s), then she is free to indulge her fantasies  to the outermost and do whatsoever she likes or pleases! Like the Yorubas are won't to say, shebi we go sha eat/chop!!!

Her somewhat rival though is badass rich. Infact so wealthy, so filthy rich is she now, that she is a Naira billionaire many times over. Let's even drop an unconfirmed bombshell💣💥, it has been said or speculated that LI and SJ had their very quiet, totally secret, registry about 6 weeks prior to the BBB! And if that is the case then, EEA might have lost out then oooooo. Except she would just remain as a side chick, like she has always been, but another unconfirmed clanger might be in the offing as it is claimed that girlfriend 2, EEA might also be on the 9 months leave!!! Can that actually be True? ? We doubt it, but we are also keeping our fingers crossed, because anything can Happen !!

SJ himself is a sharpshooter of mean and extraordinary proportion; a rapid fire dude. He, like a very sharp knife has cut thorough much, plenty better pretty effortlessly over time. Apart from his now 'wife' LI, that tag is still subject to confirmation though, who he was dating while simultaneously 'shirking or wozing' EEA too, he was also at a time digging through and dealing with the famous "Bermuda Triangle" of that very tall, exquisite looking, fashionista of ex-beauty queen--DL, who loves to death to show off her mildly molded new body. The mother of one, is a shopping complex owner along that very famous road or way on the Island. He was also at a point very interested in KK the tall exciting and mad dresser of the 'good' business, whom he apparently chased through FF. SJ is also living up to his own self-made legend as one who comes on relentlessly, sweeping you off your feet, plays deftly and then scores the goal as rapidly as he wants and then vanishes and in to the next. He also did dance "azonto" with Sabrina too. But he danced Azonto or is it "shaku shaku with LI and became hooked and that might just end it all.

But the truth is this, even if both have agreed to become one, can a legendary leopard change its spots ?????

Congratulations to the duo though, if in actual fact the deed has been done. And congratulations also as per the bundle of joy too!!!!

FICTION OR WHAT?