OUTSIDE AID/MANIPULATION CAN ONLY LAST FOR SO LONG AS MAMA DOLPHIN'S CHICKEN BACK FIRES WITH HUSBAND PUMMELING WIFE TO STUPOR BEFORE SENDING HER OUT!!!

REAL HAPPENSTANCE

A very long while ago, we had brought to you the gist then about a woman we had given the sobriquet "Mama Dolphin", who had her supposed "prayer house" somewhere inside Dolphin Estate, Ikoyi. For those who knew her, her address was a mecca of a sort as many flocked there to get remedies for whatever was their loveand sundry issues. Many of the things she treated then had to do with the issue of love. How to keep your man forever and all those sort of things. By that we actually mean how to turn the man into a classic mum, dumdum.

Just Imagine that after we had let the cat out of the bag then, many sent in enquiries to get the address of Mama Dolphin so as to visit. We even heard that many went to Dolphin Estate on their own, going about to ask for Mama Dolphin, not knowing it was just our own way of describing her using her location as that wasn't her business name nor her real name. She couldn't have been Mama Ikeja or Mama Lekki or even Mama Osborne for all we care.

We had inundated our readers then about the famous woman's modus operandi. Part of what she used to use then was a full local chicken, which is roasted and which must be eaten in full by the one seeking the aid, without breaking any part of such chicken bones. It is now the bones of chicken that would now be used by Mama Dolphin to do what she must. The idea now is that the one so captured, is held spell-bound forever. Be it the lady's husband, boyfriend, man friend etc....they are gotten!!! Once the man tastes of the lady's Bermuda Triangle, he is literally gone!!!!

So fast forward to now!!! Alas we know a lady who had done the thing and that the package worked for, for a bit, for a time. While the dream/drama lasted, she was totally in charge and ran/ruled her home with a iron fist, but not until recently, when it seems the spell which must either have had a time limit or had a no go area, wore off with its attendant effect.

We can tell you very well what the situation of things became afterwards. It was like the man became another thing entirely. The one who was like a lap dog before and was totally subservient, is now one with total hatred and disgust for his wife now. In fact the thing degenerated so much that it became constant beating/pummelling at the slightest provocation. In fact the madam has been sent packing from her own home, as she ran for her dear life. And as we speak, another is currently occupying where she used to reign supreme as queen before. The new occupant of the house is in fact pregnant and madam is actually the one now begging her for help to return back home, to which that one has said an emphatic No. 

MAJOR DILEMMA FOR MW AS SHE'S SENT PACKING FROM HER IKOYI ABODE WITH IGNOMINY BY HER MAJOR CASH COW!!!!!

GIST CAFE

How are the mighty fallen!!!! It's like when things wants to unravel/unkink or fall apart, everything just scatters all at the same time like a pack of ill managed cards. Just imagine that this very much celebrated love that caused major heartache for the person on the receiving end years back, that looked like it was love made so perfectly from heaven as crashed and crashed so badly? In fact the crash is so irretrievable, it's so unbelievable!!! What really looked like forever, was apparently a temporary fix!!!! It was like taking an illicit drug and then you go on a great high for just a minute and then you come crashing down even far worse than how it was at the start!!

It's like the man involved, in the person of the world famous Mo-A has just returned back to normal from a long lost journey in the maze or should we just say the wilderness. It's like the spell casted that had held him captive and totally subservient all of this while has suddenly expired! It's like the scales that had blinded him so so much, have both suddenly fallen off! So now after waking up from a sort of deep comatose slumber, he just seems to be in a hurry to right all the wrongs of the many years meted out.

Only those involved in the debacle could have explained better all that happened for the many years that MW controlled the heart of Mo-A. That control was near total in all ramifications. MW truly enjoyed her position oooooo. She basked in it, without looking back to check how anyone might have felt. She didn't care a hoot how the other woman on the other side fared at all. She rubbed the salt in, at every given opportunity. If it were just salt alone, it would then have even been better, rather it was salt plus lemon and pepper and vinegar, all together! All were the terrible combo or should we say the concoction she readily and heartily applied. And it really worked for a while though, until respite somewhat came out of the blue or like they say like a bolt out of the blue and then liberation came and that was the beginning of her super fast downward and shocking spiral too. Imagine from being the favourite madam who could do no wrong, to the despicable person that Mo-A now wants to be as far away from as possible. Hmmmmmmm!!!!

For those who don't know this story, let's just give you a very brief rundown before telling you about now or what the current situation and status is. It's a typical case of pride goes before a massive fall or should we even just say, that you should always be careful on your way up, for those who you might have stepped on anyhow while climbing up might just be the same one you would need for lifting up, when problems come rushing in afterwards.

MW is a pretty damsel no doubt, she's with that very seeming innocence, which covers up a heart that's just so despicable. She was very 'much about' a few years back. She was like a national cake that all & sundry wanted to have their own fair share of and according to the legend she readily shared. She's the type the Yorubas would tag "animasaun" meaning freewill giver.

By a stroke of luck, in comes Mo-A, a fine boy, cool guy, in fact a supremely wealthy dude, who just wanted to have a taste or 2 and move on. Fact as we later learnt it was that, she was packaged for him by a friend who was also already chopping in the national cake. But like a well orchestrated trap, same way the Venus fly trap works, as soon as he entered the open trap he was hooked and he couldn't extricate himself again! Strange for him though as that's not his 1st time at this kind of game, you can only trap an amateur, not a well experienced player, so what could have gotten him, even he himself didn't know? This particular supposed professional had been taken by a more well versed baby faced assassin/professional it seems!

More after the break.

A STRONG MAN'S UNPALATABLE DILEMMA. A SEASONAL MADNESS & THE CRAZY SOLUTION TO IT. STRANGER THAN FICTION!!!!

GIST Cafe. STRANGER THAN FICTION 2.

It's the type of story that you can only hear about on that popular radio or is it also on local TV titled Nkan'be meaning -Strange Happenings or Strange occurrences. So this story is actually stranger than fiction!!!! But it is actually true!!!

The types of things people would do, the length that some people would go. How far down some people are willing walk, all just in order to have wealth (riches), influence and power, just so they would be celebrated or be popular or for recognition at all cost for a period of time, is totally unbelievable!!! For many nothing whatsoever and we mean absolutely nothing, is off limit. And like the Yorubas would say "Whatever it would take, is what we would give it", even if they have to go to the  very extreme, engaging in the dark arts, going into extreme diabolism. Mennnn!!!!!

This our dude is not a small boy by any means. He is very well known, especially all over the country for that matter, reason been that he is very loud. He likes to believe he is very smart, but some things or decisions he had taken sometime back made him a laughing stock, just for the fun of it though.

He likes to believe he is a leader of his people. Some have greatly complained that his time in charge has not really benefited the people he is supposed to lead. Please don't look at the SW at all in your thought about unraveling this mystery, but it's not like, that such things don't happen there too though.

This particular dude is a 'megalomaniac par excellence', one that is suffering from an overdose of Napoleonic tendencies! To him he is a gift of nature to his people and they must by force recognize it. He even believes that he has a right to the actual throne itself and to that he can never ever get to. So what's the problem with him?

More after the break.

MARRIED MOTHER OF 4 WHO IS AN UNREPENTANT SIDECHIC & WANTON!!!!

She is of Yoruba extraction. Tall, shapely and she is as beautiful as they come. She's got everything in their rightful place and fetching by all standards. In fact if we were to describe it better we would  have said the shape to die for in all ramifications. To add to it all, she's also an exquisite dresser too, someone who apparently understands very well the laws of draping (or drapery), by that we the mean the ability to mold those perfectly gorgeous contours or is it proportions very well in outfits that would further accentuate it. She cannot be in a place without you catching or taking a notice of her. Those her smoky eyes are so very sexy, they perpetually send out unrelenting sparks that most men cannot ever resist.

Maybe those were part of the things that have held her man, not her husband ooooo, captive all of these while!!!! To say the least she is as irresistible as they come by all accounts. One would have thought her husband was a lucky man, but alas he is just a glorified husband in name and tag, as his wife is in love with another she might be calling to his face her uncle!

We recently saw her again in her fawning glory at an event and even we ourself marveled and was totally bowled over by the raw sexual energy that she exudes magnificently. No wonder her man, again we say not her husband, but her uncle-man friend of several years running now, is in fact a very married, super liquid man at that, who seems unable to do without her, even with several others still at his beck and call!!! ! Imagine that at the party she was supposedly a guest at, she even had a change of outfits as much as even the celebrant,..... like she was the focus of attention, up and about every where like the ultimate peacock in its dazzling displaying glory!!! She carried on like the unofficial other wife in the glare of everyone.

Both girlfriend and uncle, have been a major item for many years now. Truth is, this our lady is actually known to the man's wife! She is a part and parcel of their household, but not as his long term girlfriend, for madam is known as a tigress that doesn't take no nonsense at all and would have torn her to shreds, if she knew what was going on under her very nose, but she is seen as an "acclaimed quite innocent younger sister, who is happily married and knows nor sees any evil by the wife (madam)  who also sees the younger lady as her somewhat confidante. To show the stuff what Madam is made of, she had at a time, not minding whose ox is gored, totally disgraced and embarrassed, sending away some foolish girls that she had suspected as her husband dalliances at a party in their home before.

Just imagine that madam by her own herself confides in this young snake or is it serpent, telling her nearly everything that goes on in her own household! It's like pouring water into a basket. While she outwardly acts or portrays the mien of an innocent goody two shoes, like a nun who totally believes in chastity, this mother of 4 and supposed madam's little sister, is a wanton of massive proportion, who actually also doubles as oga's babe and his consistent bed mate of many years running now!!!

So into each other are these 2 lovebirds that chairman even bought her a house in Magodo in compensation for their love a while back. That's not all at all ooooo, because of this our gorgeous lady, this ultimate boss who is known to be generous to a fault, at a point got a sizeable chunk/amount of shares in a financial institution, so as to pull weight considerably and then made sure to help move this his babe from where she was at before, a very popular financial institution very synonymous with red, whose brand name sounds like the surname of the shortest reigning Governor ever in the history of the country from the South East to another financial institution whose brand name actually refers to the center, the core, the cornerstone, the heart, the crux, the mainspring or the priority, where she got another more elevated position.

As it is now their love is waxing stronger and stronger by the day and still totally under the radar, but only known to those who should know and that's a very small circle. 4 kids & a doting husband, but B as that is the initial of the shortened form of her name which actually says add more to wealth and A as the initial of her surname, is still an unrepentant side chic per excellence!!!!

Ire oooo ooooo!!!!!!! Praaaaaaaaa! !!!! 

WHO IS AFTER LI? WHY WOULD ANY SPECULATE AGAIN AFTER SJ HAS BEEN OUTED & CLAIM IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE BP???

This world sha, you cannot ever satisfy or please all. No matter what you do, even when you are being very plain and straightforward, they would still suspect some kind of undertones.

Would a lady not know, who her baby's daddy is?

How can you ever think or even imagine that she could give what belongs to one person to another, especially in this day of DNA testing and confirmation!!!!

Abeg people should go take a back sit jare or even if possible go hug a transformer and let the matter rest jare once and for all!!!!! From the horse's mouth herself she has confirmed who got her preggers, but still yet some wouldn't rest!

First it was said that she had a surrogate birth, surrogate birth???? Now after her expose as per the daddy of the new born baby, they have now gone to town again and are now claiming that the baby might actually belong to another, a stupendously wealthy dude for that matter by the initial BN!!!

How any sane human-being, with his or her thinking faculty correct can think like that, beggars our belief. The fact is that BN is a very married man, overly serious and one that does not have a roving eye or eyes at all. Hmmmmmmm. Also SJ is known to be the boy of BP &  both couldn't have been eating from the same pot, or honey pot or better still Bermuda Triangle, na na na, it is an impossicant!!!! Also for the conspiracy theorists whose minds of gone terribly far, why would one dude intentionally be the fall guy for the other, for what gain?

Why would any for that matter be pointing at the wealth of LI as evidence? Evidence of what? She is super rich, by the grace of God and providence and infact all by herself and by her own making and hardwork. She has paid her dues and this is her time to lounge and have fun unlimited and limitlessly if she wants to for that mattter. The grace of God has seen her to this space, so people please let her be and not speculate unnecessarily!!!

We believe very well that when the time comes, she herself, knowing her fully well as not the type to keep things hidden, would come out to tell all and sundry, the fact as they are..... Chikena!!! ! 

SO WHO FINALLY GETS THE CAKE TAGGED JEREMI? BABY MAMA1 OR EEA!!!

Mennnn!!!! The silent war is epic!!! Maybe it's the reason the one on the other side is making all the noise possible especially as she owns a platform to do so. Both ladies have been having the fun of their lives the past few years. While EEA a young mother of 2 girls, has been a known, somewhat visible side chic for about 2 years now, we don't know how long for matter that SJ and LI have been an item.

What  is quite obvious and we could easily deduce from the whole shenanigan is that the sharp, Delta born South-South, oil and gas dude, who is said to be very liquid and quite classy, who is also a cool friend of fellow very liquid men of exemplary package has been having the very best of both worlds all of these while. The curious thing or question is, did both know that they were both at the same time, were contesting for the heart of this handsome, quite suave bloke?

Girlfriend 1-LI, she's not one for any reason other than for easy description, had and has been quite open about her dating or to have dated SJ, the result of their many romps is now very evident in JJ. But girlfriend 2 had been very clandestine about the whole affair, up until now, though their relationship has been on going now for 2 good years. Maybe that's the reason why the dude seems to prefer the nos 2, that she's able to "chop and clean mouth, like say nothing dey happen". No drama of epic proportion that would cast him out as an adonis and chopper extraordinary. This dude is in the mould of Lanre N, who took the definition of a Lothario to stratospheric levels.

You all know EEA very well, no no no she's not Emporio Armani, but truth be told she has excelled in the world of fashion, by holding down well as one of the gurus in that part of the world of fashion she's engaged in. She is a veteran in the game and her 'manufacturing' company of human mannequins is one of the major ones in the country, if not the best to reckon with in the country. Still young and with 2 kids, she is estranged from her husband and has been for quite a few years now. Both from the looks of it, are never coming back together again! So she's been "free, free like a bird", just like that 2Baba classic song inspires! So if one is free, without any restrictions whatsoever and not held down by any matrimonial clause (s), then she is free to indulge her fantasies  to the outermost and do whatsoever she likes or pleases! Like the Yorubas are won't to say, shebi we go sha eat/chop!!!

Her somewhat rival though is badass rich. Infact so wealthy, so filthy rich is she now, that she is a Naira billionaire many times over. Let's even drop an unconfirmed bombshell💣💥, it has been said or speculated that LI and SJ had their very quiet, totally secret, registry about 6 weeks prior to the BBB! And if that is the case then, EEA might have lost out then oooooo. Except she would just remain as a side chick, like she has always been, but another unconfirmed clanger might be in the offing as it is claimed that girlfriend 2, EEA might also be on the 9 months leave!!! Can that actually be True? ? We doubt it, but we are also keeping our fingers crossed, because anything can Happen !!

SJ himself is a sharpshooter of mean and extraordinary proportion; a rapid fire dude. He, like a very sharp knife has cut thorough much, plenty better pretty effortlessly over time. Apart from his now 'wife' LI, that tag is still subject to confirmation though, who he was dating while simultaneously 'shirking or wozing' EEA too, he was also at a time digging through and dealing with the famous "Bermuda Triangle" of that very tall, exquisite looking, fashionista of ex-beauty queen--DL, who loves to death to show off her mildly molded new body. The mother of one, is a shopping complex owner along that very famous road or way on the Island. He was also at a point very interested in KK the tall exciting and mad dresser of the 'good' business, whom he apparently chased through FF. SJ is also living up to his own self-made legend as one who comes on relentlessly, sweeping you off your feet, plays deftly and then scores the goal as rapidly as he wants and then vanishes and in to the next. He also did dance "azonto" with Sabrina too. But he danced Azonto or is it "shaku shaku with LI and became hooked and that might just end it all.

But the truth is this, even if both have agreed to become one, can a legendary leopard change its spots ?????

Congratulations to the duo though, if in actual fact the deed has been done. And congratulations also as per the bundle of joy too!!!!

FICTION OR WHAT?  

O PLEASE, PRAY WHO IS THIS INCREDIBLE DUKE OF SPADES THAT'S SO POPULAR & ON EVERYONE'S LIPS? ....

GIST CAFE.
And so this incredible fellow, whoever he is, has come into our consciousness again!!!! He seems to be a man about town and a lady's man to the core for that matter.

He has been mentioned many times of recent, especially in the case involving the paternity concerning a very innocent, but extremely gorgeous and disarmingly cute baby. According to the gist, he might be the father of the gorgeous baby in question. If truly he is, then he is one handsome guy then. Or maybe he and the mama of the baby, sure combined well.

According to the unconfirmed, an incredulous gist for that matter, he was the main sidekick, the striker extraordinaire, the sharp shooter unparalleled when madam was cooing endless love to her super rich husband from the South-South, who was temporarily enamoured uncontrollably by her. Apparently madam was said to have been gladly enjoying the very best of 2 worlds simultaneously, she was eating  the 'old nearly going limp cucumber' and at the same time chewing endlessly on the virile still strong 'sugar cane' both at the same time!!! Ohhhh wow what fun that would have been. Though it is claimed the younger dude was there first, before the older dude came sweeping madam off her feet!

If the "Duke of spades" is who many are trying to point to or at, or who we believe they are talking about, then the much younger hunk,  who is well built, he is an exercise freak, who loves to run on that famous bridge between Ikoyi and Lekki and quite suave too, had always had his ways with the female folks, whom he breezes through and discards like bad habit only after a short while. Some say he is a genius when it comes to entertainment in the form of running 5 stars lounges and bars.

There was a time 2 ladies were hellbent and willing to go all out against each other for his love and attention. The 2 ladies we are talking about are quite popular, both being social media sensations or celebrities and both involved in the creative industry and quite fashionistas on their own, on one side then, in the red corner was YN, who is statuesque, with big expressive eyes and those thick lips, that can 'suck' the life outta any and those sexy well toned legs and on the other side in the blue corner was the bodacious Miss V otherwise known as TPP. The younger combatant in that war, TPP who is a bit on the plus size was ready to go all out then, not willing to yield even a meter/foot as she staked the claim on her man, with that kind of attitude, that must have meant there was something the Duke was super or extraordinarily good at, that makes the ladies swoon and captivated that they don't just wanna leave. Is it that he has a senior degree PhD upwards in bedmatic science or it's just a combination of many things, including digging deep and munching the carpet expertly?

But maybe we are mixing it up totally! Is it the same person we are talking about that people are also talking about too or are there 2 Dukes of spades?

Please please please, tell us!!!!!!! Let us out if this misery!!!!! Lol!!!!! 

AND SO THE CAT IS LET OUT NOW WE KNOW & UNDERSTAND THE REASON FOR THE NIPPLE SHOW AND MORE...

WELCOME TO GIST CAFE.

So according to the gist we are privy to, all the recent showings looking the bomb and flashing good skin might have the reasons why !!!

So a good bird, with ears to the ground wella whispered into our ears very confidently, in fact the bird was cock sure, just too sure about it that our favorite in your face "celebrity babe" who is gradually "Glowing" confidently to the bank with so much activities nowadays, recently had her body remolded, a slight upgrade that wasn't supposed to be too prominent. Just be as near natural as possible!!!! According to the intel, the areas that were touched up were the bum (yansh like we call it here), the boobs (them manchesters) and the stomach and maybe the hip too, just to make it slighty rounder and in proportion to the bum-bum touched up, a la pull up to my bumper. .

What was actually done according to the privileged information at our disposal is a procedure called "fat transfer". Which is that fat was removed from around the stomach and then they were added to the places that needed it to bulk those parts up and were molded. And because what was done was not actually an extensive kind of procedure, in a day or 2 you are already up and about, showing off the magic touch which you can even ascribe to proper weight loss in the right areas, not as a procedure done.

So we had been very curious  wanting to know why them nipples were straining to bust out powerfully and show face, we had wondered why the showcase and deliberate display, now we seem to have gotten the answer. Hmmmmmmm No wonder those melons were standing at attention, peeking through with gusto and saluting with unbridled, unrestrained and unrestricted vigor and oomph the Queen (Charlie's mom) inna the London Town.

All in all, all that we can say is that the job done, seem to have quadruple our lady's value to the stratospheric levels. And for those who might have been doubting or wandering whether if truly our small babe (girl) with the Big God is as liquid as she tries to portray or pass across, forget it oooooo, babe is as liquid, in fact mad liquid as they come mennnn. Whatever business she's doing, is majorly bringing in the money in loads and torrents as it seems. Imagine that sometime ago alone and that's many months back now ooooo, she bought at least not less than 10 million Naira worth of jewelry (diamonds) at that popular place somewhere in Victoria Island, close to Civic Centre.

If a young unmarried lady can do that, then she must be pretty liquid. At least she may be able to boast of between 50 to 100 million and might even be slightly more! !!!