WHO IN THE WORLD IS BELLA OR ANABEL OR ABEJIDE? LADY IS PRACTICALLY ON 🔥.

Hmmmmmm. This lady with the bombastic shape or body is the undoubted rave of the moment.. The one dazzling them with her unique backside. From our findings, we learnt that the men, ever always foolish, are literally falling over themselves so as to be the next one to take charge of what they consider to be their property.

What is this Ekiti born lady's claim to fame? It's none other than are 'badass ass body' thst she possesses and that she flaunts to all who cares to see. So humongous are those backside, which at first was huge au naturel, before she now went to enhance it further to take it to the next several levels, that it has become the reason for all the attention.

If you doubt what we are saying, go check out a music video of a very popular musician, who is connected to plantain, to see how even a blind man got totally confused on touching the mountain by mistake and was literally taken to heaven and back. From what we have found out, Anabel or is Bejide or is it Bella, pick whichever of the names that readily comes to you or that catches your fancy, is not averse to sharing her goods, her Bermuda Triangle or better still treasure trove of sweet joy to whoever can pamper her.

And it seems like the good times have begun to role in as she has become an avid traveler around the world and also she's the owner of a good 4 wheel machine, that she drives around like her chariot. It's a C-class Mercedes Benz Saloon car. So mesmerizingly hynoptic is her shape, especially that backside that even one of the sons of a certified SW billionaire, reputed to be the richest is totally hooked on it. It is this said dude, that supposedly bought her the Merc.

Bejide claims to have gone to a school in Ibadan, Oyo State, but some claim it's a lie, that's its all part of the package she tries to sell!!! This ultimate slay mama jammer, who has come on the scene like a bolt out of the blue to retire other slaymamas, has a sister who is like too, that one at a point dated a tailor, who later lost his life prematurely.

We cannot overemphasize those humongous twin sisters at the front that 1st gets the attention immediately she enters anywhere, but it's the backside, the one that the expert had to remold for a good purpose, that now finishes it all. So now that we have another princess in the process of becoming "the ultimate slay queen", all other slay mamas had better take notice and bow down. As she's coming and not taking no prisoners!!!

All hail Queen Bejide......

Long may your reign be and may your treasure trove never be found wanting or never even age!!!! 

THE LOTHARIO'S "SOLITUDEOUS" HIDEOUT. AND THE SERIES CONTINUES!!!!

This is a continuous series, one that we would examine and explore from many different angles, just as the subject matter, who we have tagged as the 'unrepentant lothario' has so much about him & so much going on to write a series like Scandal on or better still a scandalous blockbusting movie about. He is one person, that has greatly enjoyed the benefit of the office so much.

The list of his conquest is rather very outstanding and a long one at that and we are presently compiling the list and that should come out or would be ready, in a part 3 of the series that's building up by the day. It's in fact a very long list that would shock and astound all. The man is in a special class of his own as he is an avowed generous giver. Car gifts, apartments gifts, shop gifts, money gifts. He is the ultimate Father Xmas, the do gooder par excellence.

Truth be told, as long as you can get to him, either you are male or female he is ever willing to help you. But the ladies are far far more in number and they have something in return to offer than the guys. And our man who seem to have an :insatiable appetite' for the 'bermuda triangle' cannot but cave in and we hear he is always willing to and would help, but the ladies, most of them young and impressionable are so many it is staggering.

We all know that many of these young ladies have turned chasing after men in great positions or those that have the means, into an art form. They go at it like their very life depends on it, getting these men, is their most important task as it is their jump off to a life of fun and enjoyment. If they are favoured, then they hit pay dirt and it's a change of life, status and existence for the better for them. It comes with getting good accommodation which is quite important, especially for the super smart ones amongst them, who would rather buy and not rent. Cars gifts are like a dime in a dozen. Some even open shops/stores. For those in paid employment, their positions or growth trajectory can be influenced or they are just especially favoured.

So because of what they hope to get, they go after these men, with extraordinary vigor and focus, some even employing and exploring diabolic means too for advantage.

Our man, super well known at that, whose reputation precedes him has his various hideouts on the island. There is the not so old hotel on that road in Ikoyi, named after the man whose wife named the country. There's also that other one whose bane is synomous with bread production. But the main spot, is that one on the road named named after that super rich General, whose madam is said to be a gemstone collector. It's a place of solitude, away from prying eyes on the island. That's victoria Island to be more precise. And it's a super coded hideout, that took loads of investigating to find out.

From our man's heydays at the helm of affairs at his job in the  centre of excellence, before going to the middle of the nation for a job upgrade, this place of solitude had always been his hideout, his place for very clandestine activities. One major reason for the choice of place, is because it is very very coded, also it is owned by a friend too. So it's a place that's very good, in fact super good for you know what. So our man has at least 3 suites permanently at his beck and call there.

And this is where the game happens consistently. 

MEN ON FIRE🔥. SURFING THE INTERNET WITH INTENT, PROWLING TO CATCH GULLIBLE ANTELOPES & WANNABES. !!!! HAVE OUR MEN NOW TURNED TO DESPERADOS?

Seems like girl chasing has now become a major game now, like the video games children play always. Yeah, we know that men have always loved to hunt looking for the easy prey to hook. It's like the lion or cheetah or tiger or hyena or those wild dogs in packs we watch on NG, chasing after the antelopes or warthogs or other preys that they can easily overpower and tear apart. But instead of tearing apart in this case, it's about getting down into the nitty-gritty of the 'Bermuda Triangle', that supposed holy enclave and if possible, wound it mercilessly to the utter detriment of the owners. Most often many of thr men involved in these game even share, once one is done and has experienced the bliss involved, he would give his other pack of wolves the dimensions so they also too can go after the prey too. So when the prey feels she's supposedly enjoying the good attention of the alpha males, her property is just been shared around by these men, only for the sake of marking the register.

It's been the norm from God's knows when. Where the seemingly stronger ones preys on the weaker more somewhat helpless ones. But are these preys, in these case the various ladies, weaklings at all?

What makes the lion and the likes, other wild animals, is their love for the chase and the kill and it seems like men too have now adopted or adapted these 'animal skills and instincts' now too to grab all of these available chicks & do with them just as they wish.

Young men, old men alike, married or single, rich and not so okay, now surf the internet, most especially the popular social media sites, especially various online meeting spots/platforms likes of the Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, Badoo etc like a mine field to sweep in, to catch treasures or trap wannabes, those whose treasure troves are easy to meander through.

And you would be surprised to know, the many names of those who engage in the act. Their profiles are always on point. They have many of those names you would want to be seen to engage with. On their sites you would view the lives of the fun loving, who mixes well, they are the supposed right crowd. It's a life you view on the gram and you would most definitely want to be a part of, but the truth actually is, it's a (caveat emptor) - meaning 'buyers beware'. Before you know it, any lady that falls into the obvious trap would live to regret it at end of the day. Not until that Bermuda Triangle have been summarily dealt with and the value sapped from it, before it would be released again for the world's consumption.

Who are these men who engage in this game of deceit and who are their many victims too? If you know them, let's talk about them.

Proviso though, no full names! 

“Dear Linda Ikeji, forgive me. I thought you had sense”, By Mark Anthony

Reactions towards Linda Ikeji's baby birth out of wedlock have come in torrents. Even if you didn't want to say a thing at all before, by her own self, Linda puts the discussion of her situation in your mouth, meaning she doesn't mind the attention at all!

Major reason for all the unnecessary attention though is that, long before her supposed mistake, she had been an avowed advocate of chastity, totally preaching against babymamaism, advocating the need for ladies to be dignified and not engage in acts (sex before marriage which leads to having a child out of wedlock). So some have thought to now castigate her for supposedly speaking with 2 tongues!!! It was like so while being painted white, she herself was supposedly enjoying the magical thrusts of a lothario, out of wedlock, with thw matter even becoming a pregnancy!!! So how does one rationalize such advocacy??? Does it then mean that, when the disrespectful rod of Gibraltar comes into a matter and unlocks the pleasure therein in a near comatose Bermuda Triangle or haven of exquisite pleasure that needed much attention rather badly, it can lead to the senses loosing its faculty???

Hear one of Linda's critiques by name Mark Anthony, who apparently was a fan before, but felt totally disappointed by how things went.

Years ago, I was armed with naivety of how the Nigerian entertainment industry worked and I looked at a lot of people with awe—like a child will look at Santa. Linda was one of those people I felt was all that.

I mean, in a world well dominated by men who know what they are doing and the ones that don’t know what they are doing Linda was and is a stand out. The story of blogging in Africa cannot even begin without Linda writing the preface. Linda made a fortune from not minding her business; she built an empire with a foundation of lies, conspiracies, amebo and many times bitterness.

Scratch that!

Linda, all my friends have been calling me after you came out of the baby mama closet this morning. They said my madam is a scam, they said you are a “manipulative bitch”, they said people who take you seriously are the same people who take the tooth fairy thing seriously. I feel sad Linda. You “fell” my hand in different ways. I am not going to call you out for “felling” into pregnancy but I will call you out for preaching celibacy online but offline you drive 2 hours from your house enduring the insane traffic of Lagos to Jermi’s house because of the same coitus you told young girls not to do. Enjoying one for the road!

Linda!! How cold of you my dear. Enjoying the magic of orgasms and telling girls not to enjoy what you are enjoying. This speaks a lot about you. You are one hell of a greedy person. Depriving girls of something as vital as orgasm in this god forsaken country?? Sigh.
Years ago, you slandered all the available baby mamas in Nigeria and around the world.

I mean!! You were their nightmare. You gave them sleepless nights, you gave them low self esteem, you made it seem like a grown woman cannot decide not to have a husband but have a child. Look at you now my dear. You have become what you laughed at. You have written an epistle punctuated with your near-deflated ego and unserious grammar usage. You always make history dear. You are the first woman to ever “fell” in pregnancy in the history of the world.

Karma knows your address my dear. It isn’t done visiting you yet. For all the innocent people you slandered with your blog, you will receive in the same measure. You think parking out of the mainland to Banana Island will confuse karma or make it leave you?? Sorry. Karma is the greatest cartographer of all times dear. It knows everywhere!

After reading your coming out story, I remembered this quote “To defend the truth, you say very little, to defend deceit, you have to keep explaining yourself.” Every smart person that read your story knows that there is more to it but because you are Linda that cares less about truth but more about lies, you have drowned part of the truth. My dear, truth na soap. It may take time but very soon, e go bubble and the bubble go clear your eye once more.

Forgive me Linda, I thought you had sense. I won’t do it again.

A STRONG MAN'S UNPALATABLE DILEMMA. A SEASONAL MADNESS & THE CRAZY SOLUTION TO IT. STRANGER THAN FICTION!!!!

GIST Cafe. STRANGER THAN FICTION 2.

It's the type of story that you can only hear about on that popular radio or is it also on local TV titled Nkan'be meaning -Strange Happenings or Strange occurrences. So this story is actually stranger than fiction!!!! But it is actually true!!!

The types of things people would do, the length that some people would go. How far down some people are willing walk, all just in order to have wealth (riches), influence and power, just so they would be celebrated or be popular or for recognition at all cost for a period of time, is totally unbelievable!!! For many nothing whatsoever and we mean absolutely nothing, is off limit. And like the Yorubas would say "Whatever it would take, is what we would give it", even if they have to go to the  very extreme, engaging in the dark arts, going into extreme diabolism. Mennnn!!!!!

This our dude is not a small boy by any means. He is very well known, especially all over the country for that matter, reason been that he is very loud. He likes to believe he is very smart, but some things or decisions he had taken sometime back made him a laughing stock, just for the fun of it though.

He likes to believe he is a leader of his people. Some have greatly complained that his time in charge has not really benefited the people he is supposed to lead. Please don't look at the SW at all in your thought about unraveling this mystery, but it's not like, that such things don't happen there too though.

This particular dude is a 'megalomaniac par excellence', one that is suffering from an overdose of Napoleonic tendencies! To him he is a gift of nature to his people and they must by force recognize it. He even believes that he has a right to the actual throne itself and to that he can never ever get to. So what's the problem with him?

More after the break.

WHO IS AFTER LI? WHY WOULD ANY SPECULATE AGAIN AFTER SJ HAS BEEN OUTED & CLAIM IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE BP???

This world sha, you cannot ever satisfy or please all. No matter what you do, even when you are being very plain and straightforward, they would still suspect some kind of undertones.

Would a lady not know, who her baby's daddy is?

How can you ever think or even imagine that she could give what belongs to one person to another, especially in this day of DNA testing and confirmation!!!!

Abeg people should go take a back sit jare or even if possible go hug a transformer and let the matter rest jare once and for all!!!!! From the horse's mouth herself she has confirmed who got her preggers, but still yet some wouldn't rest!

First it was said that she had a surrogate birth, surrogate birth???? Now after her expose as per the daddy of the new born baby, they have now gone to town again and are now claiming that the baby might actually belong to another, a stupendously wealthy dude for that matter by the initial BN!!!

How any sane human-being, with his or her thinking faculty correct can think like that, beggars our belief. The fact is that BN is a very married man, overly serious and one that does not have a roving eye or eyes at all. Hmmmmmmm. Also SJ is known to be the boy of BP &  both couldn't have been eating from the same pot, or honey pot or better still Bermuda Triangle, na na na, it is an impossicant!!!! Also for the conspiracy theorists whose minds of gone terribly far, why would one dude intentionally be the fall guy for the other, for what gain?

Why would any for that matter be pointing at the wealth of LI as evidence? Evidence of what? She is super rich, by the grace of God and providence and infact all by herself and by her own making and hardwork. She has paid her dues and this is her time to lounge and have fun unlimited and limitlessly if she wants to for that mattter. The grace of God has seen her to this space, so people please let her be and not speculate unnecessarily!!!

We believe very well that when the time comes, she herself, knowing her fully well as not the type to keep things hidden, would come out to tell all and sundry, the fact as they are..... Chikena!!! ! 

THE INSATIABLE MD STRIKES AGAIN FROM DA TO JUNKIE KELLY TO THE GORGEOUS SHELLY CAN HE EVER HAVE ENOUGH?

GIST CAFE 2
This daddy many times over in his 60's ain't gonna gree at all oooooo, as he still wants to grapple with virile young boys, younger than even his son in the chasing and bonking game!!!!!

When his stupendously gorgeous, 'badassly' shaped ex-wife left him and decided to go her own way with the kids and then his super sexy, fashionista of a mixed race, very long time girlfriend from Mugabe's land, who used to shuttle between Lagos-her homeland and London, moved in as the 'unofficial wife' to be, many had thought that finally, ooo wow finally he would slow down, since he could now have for keeps what he was "chopping clandestinely". One of the reasons for that absurd thought was because even while married to a 'super beautiful wife'  who herself was mixed race, who gave him gorgeous kids, even at that his away game was still legendary. The unbelievable thing about it all is that, our man has been married several times over and still hasn't learnt from past mistakes and weaknesses, but is still an unrepentant marksman, one most probably on the level of a Ronaldo, Messi, Higuan and even Mbappe all mixed together.

At the drop of a hat, he smashes like his very life depends on it. He has many good things going for himself l, as he is suave, stylish, Infact pretty cool in all ramifications, filthy rich and badass generous to the boot. A fantastic combo we presume, a combination that all ladies would gladly love. Some very very exclusive boutique hotels were and are action stations, one good choice is C.E in Ikoyi. He had different ones-damsels under lock at different spots. He was totally fixated on the mixed raced ones and because he is a confirmed money bag many times over, he could afford the game without blinking an eye whatsoever.

Even while he was still married, even his own abode wasn't a no go area when madam wasn't in town. Soon as madam was away, the preferred sidechick-D.A was moved in straight away, just imagine that blatant audacity. Troth be told he seems to have a mad soft spot for the lady wwho even had clashes with madam then, over her relationship with her husband. At a point in particular, he even organised a super exclusive birthday party for his babe at an exclusive joint in the Queen's Land (we have all those pictures as we speak). One beautiful thing about him though is that he is generous to a glorious fault, he cannot be faulted for that at all. Cars are the cheapest things you can get from him, as he always always takes fantastic care of his many liaisons, no matter their number  (how many they are) .

While madam was on board, the African mulatto (sorry for that word) was on board too on the side infact powerfully at that, but she wasn't just the only one, though she was a star amongst the several. Also on board at that same time was another mixed raced darling, who for lack of voluptuousness, over compensated with her insatiable appetite in bedmatics and wantoness! According to the legend, the very slender built Kelly, who is a mixed race of 3 combo is a wanton unlike any. She can go to any length and is readily game for anything, be it 2, 3, 4! Nothing is off limit, may be her wild nature was the attraction. According to the legend, so wild is Kelly that she's hooked on the powder, reason why she's tagged a junkie! Unrepentant one so they say.

MD according to the gist loves/loved her despite her craze; that might be due to how wild she's said to be in the sack, willing to play with companions like herself as she's not averse to sharing at all. She does men, but she enjoys her kind-feminine a whole lot too and has been in that game for quite a while now, going back several years (we would bring to you her female lovers/companions old & new soon in another story). She and MD have been an item for God knows how long now and because of the relationship, she can boast of a Mercedes Benz Formatic and a well stocked store somewhere in Lekki Phase 1 area for it.

But in came in SHELLY, the blonde bombshell with German blood. Like German machines/engineering highly reputed for being the best, this young lady is high up there too in terms of bedmatics engineering and efficiency. Shelly is a pot-pourri of mixes and in fact a twin! According to the gist, she's an absolute and unrepentant wanton of the highest kind, an expert in using what she's got to get what she want. And a stunner par excellence too. According to the gist, Kelly and Shelly 'were' both very good friends, infact roomies at a point from what we heard, since the group (made up of several mixed race girls) all play both sides of the coin, they were both very close. Maybe Kelly now brought Shelly into the game with MD and then like it normally occurs, shit happened! Kelly became relegated and then, Shelly now took over and she's been having the best of time, since her relationship began with the incredible daddy Xmas, MD, who we have taffed Sir Mix a Lot....

About 2 months ago, as part of the largesse for their booming relationship, MD not only gifted her a brand new blue 2 door Honda car, she also got a classy paid for apartment (rented) in the Oniru area too. Though many of her friends think, the apartment was bought for her, we know very well that it is a rented one, but with 2 years paid. These 2 gifts are because she's been able to use her "Bermuda triangle" & her skills very very well to mesmerise the insatiable MD. If you want to catch MD most often, you are likely to see him at that classy joint, located downstairs at last floor of that very prestigious hotel in Lagos!

While MD is still playing about like a champion stud without a care, sharing his milky largesse to all and sundry, sowing his oat like a farmer, hell bent on having a super yielding harvest., the 'replacement madam' from Mugabe's Town is still the acting madam/homemaker, still hoping against all hope, that she would be installed officially as the main madam, legitimised as the newest and most probably the last Mrs.

Some have even claimed that the reason why the Zim babe-DA has lasted all these while against all others, is because she has always been strategic in her relationship with MD, she seem to have adopted the principle that a man would forever always sow his wild oats no matter the satisfaction at home, and because of that, she has always strategically not raised dust over that, thereby allowing him the opportunity to eat his cake and still have it and so maybe that is one of the things that has really  endeared her to him.

But even at that, as the years have gone by, this dude seem to just be getting more and more brazen, more and more in his dalliances. How a man at his age can continually satisfy all this young mares all at the same time is totally unbelievable! Like we said before though, he is a billionaire, in fact a certified one for that matter, so liquidity is a none issue at all! DA, Kelly, Shelly........ Hmmmmmmm........ Na wa!!!!! 

WHERE IS NIGERIA'S NUMBER 1 "HEADMASTER" ?

There's the joke in town amongst close knit circuit about "having lips like that of" KW", who is acclaimed or said to be the "master of the heading game", hence the title of "THE Headmaster", so good is he that it is said he would or could win an Olympic medal, anything above gold, maybe platinum with diamonds for his unbelievable prowess.

According to the gist KW's head game or expertise at doing the lap of honor is probably next to none. The only other contender might just be a lady, legendary for her love for munching carpets, that particular one is in the creative industry and has since gone very very clandestine after being outted once before, which raised plenty hoopla & even threats!

But our subject matter, our main focus in this case, this time around is a  "male man" (pun intended". He is an exercise freak, not young but he still looks young, buff and yummy, sports loving, with buff body, big lips, bespectacled and loves to impress with the accent. He was once married to a good woman, whom he sent packing at a time, ex-madam a dear lady and good woman has gone on to dedicate herself and service to her God and not much has been heard of her afterwards. But it seems like since she left, our dude has fallen and bad times since then. It has been decline and downhill ride for him ever since. Maybe he needs to go beg madam, because it is really bad! After the fallout with real madam, he did get into another relationship again, which also went thw way of the first one, with the lady running  "kabakaba  like it is said on the streets, a girlfriend that came in also picked race after only a short while.

More after the break.

WELCOME TO THE LIFE OF NIGERIA'S NOS 1 ADONIS!

How he became the chairman in the league of unrepentant Adonis we do not know, but his legend packs a lot of punch, in the lyrics of 9ice this dude has what can be referred to as "Street Credibility". He has gone through an unbelievable number of ladies in Nigeria, so great is the number of his conquest that to least would be too much. Old and young, known and not too well known he has met and conquered. At any party that he attends he and his cronies would most definitely have gone through half of the ladies in attendance.

Just in case you are still wondering, who this nature's gift to the womenkind is, this man about town with such legendary profile, the man who would teach other men one thing or 2 or even 3 on how to easily get to the sacred island of discovery of most ladies! His first initial is T, which comes to the same name as that of a well known, legendary International photographer and his other initial is the 23rd alphabet, which makes him a wunderkind of sort!

We have met this dude several times in close proximity/quarters at parties and events and we are still so baffled, so flabbergasted as to why he has been able to fan his "unbelievable" reputation all this while and why he is such a delight of the ladies?

In terms of looks, he is nothing extraordinary, in fact some would consider him a plain Joe. He ain't no handsome irresistible bloke that gets the ladies knocking their knees together and having a waterfall down that hidden not too public place. In terms of physique also, he is just so very ordinary, none of those well buffed parts, he isn't even tall, in fact he now carries a slight disforming potbelly and walks stylishly with a limp. Is he then stylish? Nothing fancy is how best we can describe it, he just loves the loud outfits of the likes of Versace, Roberto Cavalli, you know those very colourful 100% silk shirts on pants, that those International playboys seem to favour a whole lot.

So what then is his call to fame? Why is he the toast of the ladies? The somewhat dude with the Midas touch when it comes to the ladies? Best way we can easily answer you is to remind you of a time, many years back, when this so called "special dude" had a party, where countless numbers of states executives, top Government functionaries, well known businessmen and very many other people of interest and "influence" fell over each other to be seen at the party. Such was that party then that when it was reported, the Government of the day then raised eyebrows!

This man's pedigree and call to fame apparently are his connects, by that we mean his connections, those he knows! He practically knows everyone that is anyone and so maybe that's his mojo, his attraction. Some have even tagged him as an "influence peddler". He is said to know how to link this person to that person and vice versa. Even legend has it that, he goes further to help "arrange good times" for some of these his highly placed or very influential friends and figures, who in turn are very generous to one of their own. Another name given him is the arranger!

He has tasted all types of honeypots or should we call it bermuda triangle, that sacred island of treasure, same as some have tagged the treasure trove. One of those said to be his conquest is this lady entertainer who got proposed to by a young man a few years back, while TW her man was in fact in the background, watching the unfildiun proceedings with shock! 

IMAGINE THAT LOLLIPOPS & FF WERE BEST OF PALS BEFORE!

Hilarious Fiction Part 2-

Lollipops is so very well known, no need to start raising dust or trying to describe, we have always always said she's gorgeous, but some have said no, that if it wasn't for her light colour she wouldn't be, don't know what some people have against her though! But we still maintain that she is beautiful as they come and her body is a to die for.  As much as lollipops is well known, so also is Olivia Pope 007 with the double same initials, like it is said so good she was initialed twice.

Both ladies were so close before, yummy friends like some tagged them then. They might or should still be friends, but not like in the heydays when you would see them both hanging out together and going to parties, events, occasions, concerts and things together at that time they were inseparable.

For the now stupendously rich Olivia Pope, it was even said that it was because those in her immediate circle then had partners in the entertainment industry that Olivia FF Pope then too was hellbent on going the same route, hence her dalliance with the then "waist master", who after dazzling her waist for a bit, soon went AWOL leaving Olivia hanging and devasted!

But that's not the story here, for she has since moved on by many miles, and has since thrown her regrets into the furnace of history doing good, having totally repackaged herself, while the dude's career that was on the high then, has since nose dived terribly with some saying that he might not resurrect again, him having left where the hits were flowing to join another house that has not had any hits to their name from all house members, save the queen of the pack who has been the only bright spark of recent.

According to the gist then Lollipops, Olivia and many of those in their circle were into "good ole carpet munching". It has always being their thing, it's not something that just started now, it's part of the privilege they all enjoy!

And they are not the only ones at all doing the thing, likes of TL, YN, AI, TM, CD, TD and very many others were into it. Only that some having enjoyed such shenanigans now try to act so puritanical, like they are the Blessed Virgin, who is the very definition and epitome of purity and chastity!

Lollipops and Olivia were said to have been such close buddies then, that they explored each others "treasure trove, that awesome Bermuda triangle" the island of sweetness and forbidden pleasure with utter abandon, that they must have discovered gems likes of rubies, amethyst, sapphire, diamonds et al in there!

So if some are just coming to terms with this knowledge, we are glad to let them know that, hmmmmmmm no be today at all ooooooo!!!!! It don tay well well! So, on the "switch" on the deejay's panel, is not and never the first, and neither ever going to be the last from all indications, maybe even this "outing", was specially and perfectly orchestrated! Wink! Wink!!

THE GORGEOUS MARRIED LADY AND HER FEMALE LOVER/PARTNER REVEALED!

HILARIOUS "FICTION"
A little bird in the air, who was very involved with this same Deejay lady with the accent, that is wreaking havoc to the married madam's down below (Bermuda triangle or Treasure trove) went with her abroad on a summer holiday last year, where they were all over each other, they flaunted their trip on the social media with much aplomb.

Once they were outside the shores of Nigeria, they didn't really care no more what anybody would say, and that's majorly because they didn't think anyone would be able to do the necessary addition or decipher what was actually going on under the veneer.

That the duo have been an item for a while is a known fact amongst the very close circle of those in the know. People had only just thought that things would thaw out gradually and that both would go their ways. But it seems their love for each other is only getting stronger by the day. Truth be told, married madam with kids who is mixed race has been known to love both sides of the coin for forever, she is said to be dexterous at munching the carpet. But why this particular lady beats the imagination!

Both ladies have been a major item now for about a year if not more, the DJ is a known dyke and a cold hearted one at that, at least according to those who know her, ready to jump onto the next at the drop of a hat, she's very good at dropping "sublimal messages on her former conquests", making fun/jest of how she moves on, quickly always to the next when there is seemingly better things on the other side.

Madam and her man are quite well known, in fact too celebrity at that. Dude was a part of a solid entity, a dancing machine and a singing bird forming a formidable duo then, before unresolvable matters came up and a break came up and now he does his own thing same as the other too. He is thought to love to do his own thing as he pleases when it comes to the ladies, in fact someone once suggested that his or their marriage is one of convenience, as the parties involved are allowed to do what ever pleases them without any restrictions!

Maybe by mistake now, the cat has been let out of the basket and there is now scrutiny on their former incognito, under the radar cosy cosy lifestyle!

SOMEONE WANTS TO KNOW IF THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN S@X, FU#@ING & MAKING LOVE?

Happy wonderful New year to you all. May all your aspirations for 2018 meet with favour and grace. May all of us that have begun the 2018 see the through till the end, hale and hearty and in great health. May it be a year of celebrations in all ramifications for us all!

We were at an event very recently, a very lively one at that with plenty to drink, champagne, whisky, brandy, cocktails etc and eat and loads of backslapping and conversation going on.

You all would have experienced how it is when alcohol is flowing endlessly without any form of restrictions and something to munch is also abundantly available and to crown it all, enough beautiful ladies, young and very impressionable at that, wearing some of those mind inducing outfits that leaves little to the imagination flowing and floating about. Young and not too old in different colours all about. Far more than the men at the party. Why they are always more than the men, is another topic for another day's discussion!

In that kind of atmosphere you know different topics or issues would spring up and people would elatedly discuss without inhibitions especially as most would be controlled by alcohol induced slack tongues, so the question above was the topic that caught our own attention. Is s#x not just s#x? Is there really a difference between s@x, f@₦king and making love? Is it not just about inserting the key into the keyhole and opening the door? Is there really a special way that a door should be opened?

Just for us to add our own little Kobo, before the many women here like Fan, MBG, Palesa, Aproko, Lovecharm, GBG, Bee and all others and our very many "highly resourceful anonymouses" would help to put things in the right perspective, from the mind for a typical man, though we may be wrong, all 3 are the same, shag Na shag. The typical man just wants to get between that exalted middle portion, known as the island of discovery, he wants to swim in and then out. That "hallowed Bermuda triangle'' is just in need of an action that the man believes he can provide, but for that action to now be addressed somewhat, for him is just totally crazy and preposterous.

So we have thought to bring the question to you wonderful people, is there really a difference between the 3? And of there be, what are these differences? Let's teach those who don't know, maybe these answers can save their relationships!  

IS HE A CLOSET GAY OR IS JUST AB ADVENTUROUS FELLOW? OUR NEW SUNDAY SUNDAY Q & A!!

Just imagine that you have a boyfriend, man-friend, husband, contract boyfriend, pre-paying Maga/ATM who you are totally into, who goes the mile or more for you all the time or most often, whenever you are in need of any form of assistance, in whatever ramifications he is there for you.

That kind of person, that you are so into who you cannot deny just about anything and after you both are so in sync and dotes madly on each other endlessly and have good sexual energy together, you both most often climbs to the "mountain of satisfaction", back to the "valley of fun and enjoyment" together. The "game of lock and key" is what both of you always look forward to very very often as it is always "satisfyingly gratifying", so much so that you always go to cloud 9 and back with much aplomb! He seems to know the key to your g-spot and knows how to stir the waters of your "Bermuda triangle", that "sacred place of pleasure", that "pleasurable watering hole" endlessly and expertly.

You are as giving as much as he is, but then you find out over time, that as much as he loves to travel round your "haven of pleasure" with gusto, so also he also loves to dig through your other canal which is used for waste with equal vigor! You had allowed it a point, because you thought why not, all parts of the body should be explored, including there too at least once or twice! But alas! You now notice he wants more from there always always!

Infact, you have noticed that he seems to be at the height of his pleasure when he is digging that particular spot!

Is he by any chance a "closet gay"? Is he still just operating under the cover and might move totally to that side of the divide soon? Or is he just having fun and just taking both holes with equal vigor and equality? Or is he operating under the principle of a hole, is a hole no matter the location! Someone recently said though that, once you pop that place, it just means that you can do it for any gender? The person's argument is that, it is the one place that is like the same for both a man and a woman!

We have heard though of a suave, very dapper personage of influence in the current get go, whose one of his numerous girlfriends, is wondering why he always wants that from her!

Though she doesn't necessarily mind that much, as she is getting sorted out fantastically, but she's also wondering if it's a sign of other things?

What says you all?  

THE MAN WITH THE BIONIC TONGUE

His combo from what we hear is super deadly. He combines a twin asset attack that is not common place. His dexterity with that organ in the mouth that helps to shape sound amongst others has reached legendary status. So good is this handsome dude's tongue, that it has been named the ''Tongue of utter delight & destruction''; destruction here is not in the negative anyway. He is so good at digging for treasures, that he has always hit the treasure trove.

Fine boy is cool, calculated and collected and he also dresses well, meaning he is stylish. According to the legend around him, once he gets to the ''Bermuda Triangle'', he does it like he is on the ''lap'' of honour, as if he's very life depends on it. Once you allow him a try, you will come back begging for more and more. It becomes an uncontrollable addiction of a sort. 

He is not only well versed in ''whistling and fiddling'' of the knob, that is just the appetiser in the repertoire. He starts that and once the partner reaches cloud 7, then he balances and begin to fire on all cylinders. 

A conquest had this to say about this magician's prowess in the game,''He gives the best h+*%$'', He F"£$ you, you can't F"£$ him. He knows how to please a woman. ''He loves, dotes on, enjoys the pussy cat'' He is very naughty. He has the biggest (basket) balls (sack of rocks), I have seen. Hugeeeeeeeeeeeee! Balls. Kai

See how people have gained fantastic notoriety over !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHO IS THE VENERABLE MAMA DOLPHIN

The venerable Mama Dolphin is so called because her office or her house or is it her prayer headquarters is said to be in Dolphin Estate on the Island is said to be the in thing right now.

According to the gist flying around, we hear she's probably the saviour of the singles and the married women alike right now. What does she do, you all might want to know? Her's is love enchantment of the maddest kind, the queue we hear at her abode in Dolphin Estate is unbelievable, once you see mama then all is well with you and your dilemma or case. How does she go about it? 

We hear she would prepare you a whole cockerel or Chicken well done to be eaten. But eating it comes with a proviso: It must  be eaten by you alone whole not to be shared at all and then also you must make sure that the bones are all intact, it must not be cracked at all. After this is done whatsoever the lady does, the husband would not raise an eyelid. Even if a trailer passes through it would okay by the husband. That's not all, if the lady (wife, girlfriend or mistress) asks for the whole universe the man would provide it, no matter what.

It doesn't just end there, the other part is the enchanted waist bead that mama gives her clients, old, young, single or married. Once a man 'checks out' or encounters the Bermuda triangle of the waist bead wearer, except God helps the man, then he is forever hooked. He becomes a puppet in her hand, totally subservient to all her whims & caprices.