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Monday, April 23, 2018

WHERE IS NIGERIA'S NUMBER 1 "HEADMASTER" ?



There's the joke in town amongst close knit circuit about "having lips like that of" KW", who is acclaimed or said to be the "master of the heading game", hence the title of "THE Headmaster", so good is he that it is said he would or could win an Olympic medal, anything above gold, maybe platinum with diamonds for his unbelievable prowess.

According to the gist KW's head game or expertise at doing the lap of honor is probably next to none. The only other contender might just be a lady, legendary for her love for munching carpets, that particular one is in the creative industry and has since gone very very clandestine after being outted once before, which raised plenty hoopla & even threats!

But our subject matter, our main focus in this case, this time around is a  "male man" (pun intended". He is an exercise freak, not young but he still looks young, buff and yummy, sports loving, with buff body, big lips, bespectacled and loves to impress with the accent. He was once married to a good woman, whom he sent packing at a time, ex-madam a dear lady and good woman has gone on to dedicate herself and service to her God and not much has been heard of her afterwards. But it seems like since she left, our dude has fallen and bad times since then. It has been decline and downhill ride for him ever since. Maybe he needs to go beg madam, because it is really bad! After the fallout with real madam, he did get into another relationship again, which also went thw way of the first one, with the lady running  "kabakaba  like it is said on the streets, a girlfriend that came in also picked race after only a short while.

More after the break.



Our bloke of a dude, like we had said is not a young kid agewise, he is not less than 60, but he loves to floss a lot, loving to show off, but of recent he has been badass broke and it hasn't been funny at all! His financial situation is not too fantastic at all. He has always depended on inheritance, but even at that, he wasn't the favored at all in the sharing as his younger brother got the lion share and controlling power, this is due to the fact that he was supposedly 'disinherited'. Disinherited? That's what we heard! That It was even out of the benevolence of the young brother's heart, that he got some things. But things have not been too rosy for the dude of late. So he has gone totally incognito, maybe resolving to live the life of an hermit for now, till things would get better.

But all of that never disturbed his mouth skills, which is on the legendary height, especially at playing the "mouth organ". So well versed is this perfect British trained gentleman according to his legend, that once his lips gets to work or once he gets down there to the island of ultimate pleasure, the Bermuda triangle to work his magic, the recipient would just go to utopia or nirvana, would just go gaga and back, releasing the floodgates of awesome waterfalls that normally cascades down in torrent.

So where is our daddy yo? It's like he has been missing in action and the ladies are the ones suffering for it!

FICTION! Wink!!!!!! 😀😁😂😋

23 comments:

Gbogbo Bigz Girlz said...

Our dear Ify's brother in-law. Aloba your mouth is too sweet, sweeter than what sports man KW does.

maestromedia said...

At Gbg you make me laugh a lot. I always gbadun you.

Palesa said...

Hmmm, he must have halitosis by now.

Anonymous said...

KW It was the snuffing that finished him

Anonymous said...

Mr. Campbell street

Anonymous said...

Mr. Football is still loaded.

Fan said...

Very correct. Sniffing*

Blair Witch said...

I don’t like that ‘act’ at all, it’s disgusting, yuck! You can use your fingers but please keep your mouth off it.

Anonymous said...

Yes he finished himself with that sniffing. Very expensive recreation hobby.

Gbogbo Bigz Girlz said...

Your blog and BVs make me laugh as well. This blog makes my day, keep it up darling.

Anonymous said...

l pity any guy that gives head to any so called big girl or students in lag or Abuja! you end up licking away your life! And the worst is that you can't stop once you start licking!

Anonymous said...

Who is it I can’t decode oh

Anonymous said...

Heard abi kuku too na headmaster. Can’t lay the pipe, but can use head

Aproko said...

If you take your mind off the yuck aspect, you'll enjoy it. Gives more pleasure than fingers.

Anonymous said...

Another clue pls? Cannot decode this one 😵 first time, and it’s doing my head in

Anonymous said...

@ Maestromedia. I used to like her and Mana Borngirl comment until she left that insensitive comment fon Vivian's post. Did u gbadun her for on that comment too, Aloba? Her comment was not only disappointing to me but was also out of line

maestromedia said...

@anon 1:09am don't know what you are talking about, I only responded to the very 1st comment on this post.

Blair Witch said...

@Aproko has killed me 🤣. Not happening oooooo!!

Anonymous said...

@aprokocious your newest name, seems like you are talking from experience ooooo lol!!!! Either you are a giver or a receiver or both. Hmmmm carry on joor!!! Bootlicker you. Joking though

Anonymous said...

anyone mind telling who KW would be?

Aproko said...

Like the cious added, suits the head game. Yes I'm both a giver and receiver. So my blog enemies should note that!

Anonymous said...

Former NFA chairman

Aproko said...

It's all good as long as your husband is okay with it. It's not only the men, if a woman receives it she will keep demanding it.